Favorite gun quotes NOT from movies
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Not sure if my dad, who thinks Marshall Dillon is the man, came up with this. He always told me, in response to my purchasing any thing,
"Son, if you can't ride it, shoot it, or screw it, its not worth much".
My response "Think we can trade for one of them three?"
"Son, if you can't ride it, shoot it, or screw it, its not worth much".
My response "Think we can trade for one of them three?"
Long Knife
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If it floats, flies or f#@%$, rent it.
Sharps-shooter
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"he won second prize in a gunfight"-- said of someone who is shot dead
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"don't shoot, or I'll move" (In response to "don't move, or I'll shoot")
"Only accurate rifles are interesting" --Col. Townsend Whelen
"I can't say I agree with the good colonel on this because I have had some poor shooting rifles that were damn interesting" --Bryce Towsley
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"Only accurate rifles are interesting" --Col. Townsend Whelen
"I can't say I agree with the good colonel on this because I have had some poor shooting rifles that were damn interesting" --Bryce Towsley
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Testing of silenced, 45 Colt, shortened version, of Enfield rifle in WW2 (DeLisle Carbine).
nyresq
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my partner- "watch this a$$h*le, he is some kind of former golden gloves champ.."
me- "yea, but even Muhammed Ali didn't want to fight against guys with guns..."
A USMS instructor talking about high risk warrants- "son, when you go into a room, have a plan to kill every motherf*@ker in that room that didn't go in with you..."
that second one saved my butt more then once...
me- "yea, but even Muhammed Ali didn't want to fight against guys with guns..."
A USMS instructor talking about high risk warrants- "son, when you go into a room, have a plan to kill every motherf*@ker in that room that didn't go in with you..."
that second one saved my butt more then once...
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There is a story of a Texas Highway Patrolman, who was rather small in stature, that had stopped a semi with a very large driver.
Driver, "I am gonna take that gun from you then beat you to death with it."
Trooper, "That may be the case but, it will be hot and empty when you do."
During an interview for the Border Patrol I was asked what I would do if someone was thretening my partner with a softball size rock.
When I said I would shoot the person, they asked why. My response was, "Based on my training and experiance they have three choices, spend the night in jail, the hospital, or the morgue."
Driver, "I am gonna take that gun from you then beat you to death with it."
Trooper, "That may be the case but, it will be hot and empty when you do."
During an interview for the Border Patrol I was asked what I would do if someone was thretening my partner with a softball size rock.
When I said I would shoot the person, they asked why. My response was, "Based on my training and experiance they have three choices, spend the night in jail, the hospital, or the morgue."
Long Knife
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You know, Huddog, I could never figure out what was up with the Brits. There was a time when you could count on them, but as a whole, the country has gone down the dunny. Tony Blair has surprised me though. He fights the good fight but the the citizens have become sheeple/muggles.
BADUNAME13
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Ok, I have this thing for red-heads...
Well I was out with this REALLY nice lookin.. the conversation turned to guns and she said:
"I'm Ok with guns, but I don't think I could stand having more than 8 in the house."
My reply:
"I have more than that in the car right now."
...She SURE was nice looking though...
Well I was out with this REALLY nice lookin.. the conversation turned to guns and she said:
"I'm Ok with guns, but I don't think I could stand having more than 8 in the house."
My reply:
"I have more than that in the car right now."
...She SURE was nice looking though...
Lebben-B
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We were taking some sporadic small arms fire vicinity of Haifa Street. One of my DMRs gets a bead and fires. I yell over at him, "I think you got 'im." He yells back, "Got 'im? Hell, Sar'ent, I gave that joker a sucking head wound!"
brokendreams
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A buddy of mine, after about 5 months after he was back from Iraq:
Me: "So, Glen, whaddya gonna do if we fight North Korea?"
Glen: "...Aim lower?"
Best part: Glen is a South Korean.
Somebody said "A .45 is like shooting a high speed bowling ball."
Me: "If you knock on Deaths' door, better have a gun in hand. Word has it THAT sumbitch is fast!"
Also, I love my sig.
Me: "So, Glen, whaddya gonna do if we fight North Korea?"
Glen: "...Aim lower?"
Best part: Glen is a South Korean.
Somebody said "A .45 is like shooting a high speed bowling ball."
Me: "If you knock on Deaths' door, better have a gun in hand. Word has it THAT sumbitch is fast!"
Also, I love my sig.
Matthew Temkin
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My dad saw extensive WW2 combat as a ranger, and he used to say this a lot....
"War is like marriage---it seems appealing to men who have never done either".
"War is like marriage---it seems appealing to men who have never done either".
gunfighter48
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My signature line says ti best.
Shanghai McCoy
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"Be wary of strong drink.it can make you shoot at tax collectors...and miss."
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Its okay to hit the target, we have more if you actually get hits on this one...
Not often we see such a sparse shotgun pattern made by a pistol...
It helps to take the safety off...
Nice shot! How far did you lead that dove?
About 3 ex husbands worth...
We don't believe in the myth Dove hunting was invented by the shot shell manufacturers. Here is 15 shells for a 15 bird limit, and bring back the shells you don't use.
You got a 15 bird limit and only brought back 2 shells, I thought you said you were a shotgunner...
What do you mean you shot behind the duck, you felled it?
I was going for the lead duck and got that fourth duck one instead...
Mom can I borrow some money , I am a little short (5 y/o)
Humm well honey , how much you need?
<whisper how much do I need? , whipser>
$94, 998.00
What!
I like this 28 ga shotgun on the Internet, and I can only find $2 of my money
Look at that old man and son, just running this way after felling them doves, must be excited...
Not sure about that, isn't that where the hornets nest is ...
How do you get 28 /25 on a round of skeet?
Pretty sure I nailed them 3 dragonflies on the option
That is way the miss to miss low five, now somebody break that damn target in this wind ...
I did not miss that duck, I changed my mind at the last second...
Do overs! My bra just broke and I got distracted!
You got any shot shells that ain't got candle wax or electrical tape on them...
He sure do pump a 1100 a lot don't he...
Try putting the shell in the other way...
I don't care if it does say "Marine" on the side of the shotgun, it don't float, I done checked it twice...
Whatever you do, never let the wife, the daughter, the girlfriend shoot a 28 ga shotgun
How come I am buying lunch?
Because you are the reason I just bought my wife a 28ga shotgun
Mom if I shoot your .22 ammo , then I won't use mine up and you won't have to buy me anymore for a day or two...
Not often we see such a sparse shotgun pattern made by a pistol...
It helps to take the safety off...
Nice shot! How far did you lead that dove?
About 3 ex husbands worth...
We don't believe in the myth Dove hunting was invented by the shot shell manufacturers. Here is 15 shells for a 15 bird limit, and bring back the shells you don't use.
You got a 15 bird limit and only brought back 2 shells, I thought you said you were a shotgunner...
What do you mean you shot behind the duck, you felled it?
I was going for the lead duck and got that fourth duck one instead...
Mom can I borrow some money , I am a little short (5 y/o)
Humm well honey , how much you need?
<whisper how much do I need? , whipser>
$94, 998.00
What!
I like this 28 ga shotgun on the Internet, and I can only find $2 of my money
Look at that old man and son, just running this way after felling them doves, must be excited...
Not sure about that, isn't that where the hornets nest is ...
How do you get 28 /25 on a round of skeet?
Pretty sure I nailed them 3 dragonflies on the option
That is way the miss to miss low five, now somebody break that damn target in this wind ...
I did not miss that duck, I changed my mind at the last second...
Do overs! My bra just broke and I got distracted!
You got any shot shells that ain't got candle wax or electrical tape on them...
He sure do pump a 1100 a lot don't he...
Try putting the shell in the other way...
I don't care if it does say "Marine" on the side of the shotgun, it don't float, I done checked it twice...
Whatever you do, never let the wife, the daughter, the girlfriend shoot a 28 ga shotgun
How come I am buying lunch?
Because you are the reason I just bought my wife a 28ga shotgun
Mom if I shoot your .22 ammo , then I won't use mine up and you won't have to buy me anymore for a day or two...
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