Girl Scout Cookies at a Gun Show

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my eldest sells them for $3.50...never thought to sell them at the gunshow...hmmmm sounds like a good idea:D
 
of course , back in my day there were only three choices too.
Trefoils were one of the first
 
From an old TFL post :eek:

Performance counts in a gunfight. But do you have the luxury of getting a full eight hours of sleep and eats a good breakfast before tactical operations? Chances are, you don't. That's why we at Skunkabilly Tactical have created Scout Squad Cookies, essentially killing two birds with one 00 tactical low-recoil buckshot shell.

Col. Jeff's Scout Squad Cookies combine the taste of Girl Scout cookies with the energizing rush of a Powerbar at an amazing low price. Why wait all year to get a $3 box of cookies, or spend $1.50 on an energy bar that tastes like chocolate-flavored cardboard? Our cookies give you the tactical edge you need to negotiate an end to a sticky operation. Our tactical cookies are a high-nutrient energy bar in the package of a small, tasty cookie! Our six new flavors are:

1. Chocolate Chip Desert Camo -- The original chocolate chip energy cookie!
2. Night Operations Chocolate Chip -- A rich fudge brownie cookie with dark chocolate.
3. Arctic Camo Chocolate Chip -- White chocolate and macadamias.
4. Tea Stain Desert Camo Cinnamon -- A cookie with desert camo patterns of brown cinnamon and sugar!
5. Tactical Slimline Mints -- Thin mint cookies at a reduced profile for higher capacity. (Not approved for sale in California.)
6. Pacific Theater Tiger Stripes -- Just like Girl Scout Samoas, but more tactical. Chocolate tiger stripe cookies with shredded coconut sprinkles to break up the cookie's silhouette.

Toss a few cookies before you toss a flashbang! Only Skunkabilly Scout Squad Tactical Cookies will give you the nutritious edge you need to make it through an operation!
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We also now have the HSLD cookie for the low-carb lifestyle!
 
Well, I think this was a great idea. We're always saying gun shows are family events. More of this kind of stuff being done would really help cement the image. I'm not sure that the "powers that be" at the Girl Scouts could even really say anything about this. There's that scout troup in Alaska that's learning how to trap, and that's far less PC than this.
 
skunkabilly? Are there any regulations against silencing them? May I dip them in milk to suppress the noise?

I told a girl scout I would pass on cookies to preserve my waistline. She told me I should just smash the box, and wait one day. She told me that broken cookies exhibit "caloric leakage" and are non fattening twenty four hours after breaking them:).

ATTENTION,,,,,, Blondes please disregard, this is inneffective for blondes. :uhoh:
 
Ingredients

The latest research has shown that Unique and Bullseye are powerful antioxidents that fight cancer and diabetes and have been added to the ingredients of the Girl Scout Cookies.:cool: :cool: :cool:
 
Where's the extra dollar going?

The girl obviously was saving up for a new .22! Maybe a .410!

:D :D :D

(We can hope at least!)

On to more important things....

Were the cookies made with real girl scouts?


:D
 
I seem to recall reading that the Girl Scouts were anti-gun. Could be wrong.

I can imagine the byplay . . .

(Troop leader)"And Little Tamara Smith sold the MOST cookies this year to support her troop. Tell, us, Tamara, what was your secret?"

(Little Tamara) "Well, Troopleader, my Daddy set me up with a table at the gun show, and . . ."

(Troop leader)"WHAT? Oh, ha, ha, I thought you said gun show."

(Little Tamara) "Troopleader, I did . . . my table was right between the AK47 Assault Rifles and the Class III Machine Guns, and across from the Sniper Rifles. Of course I had to share the table with my Daddy's ammunition. Like I was saying, . . . Troopleader? Troopleader? Can someone get the smelling salts, our Troopleader has fainted . . ."

:neener:
 
I have six cases sitting in my office that my daughter left for me to sell to my co-workers. I'm "required" by her to buy ten boxes myself, which I use as bait. I leave two open boxes out of my stash in the break room to whet their appetites and they come runnin' all through the day. $3.50 a box here in Atlanta.

I'm partial to the Double Dutch myself.
 
I can't believe this thread isn't closed yet... :D

I like Do Si Dos (the peanut butter ones) myself, can't get enough of them most of the time. But now they are $4 a box.
 
I spent the day at home with one of my sick Brownies. I tinkered with my K31 and nearly ate a whole box of Samoas. Stick em in the microwave for about 10 seconds...yum. Ours were $3..but the prices are set locally.
 
Girl Scouts aren't very fast.
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No but their Mom's are. :D

Ala Dan, The money generated from cookie sales goes directly into each troops 'fund'. They use the money for trips, patches, etc. Now if I can just get them to take the kids to the range...........:D

BTW, my daughter's troop is also sending some cookies overseas. They also sent Valentines to the troops as well. :)
 
They look at me funny outside the WalMart...

If Brownies are 25 cents, how much are Girl Scouts? I need some yard work done...
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Do Girl Scout Cookies actually have anything to do with The Girl Scouts Of America?
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Mrs. G-98 gets embarrassed there too. And all I asked was if the cookies had real bits of Girl Scout in them. Truth in advertising, I figured. :p

After I get punched in the arm, it's usually me who shells out $8.00 for a couple boxes of those chocolate-covered peanut butter sandwich thingies.
 
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