Give me a name

[ZeSpectre]

Two-Rods Cash?

Your handle is Rods, and you apparently dress like Johnny Cash.
a rod is 5.5 yards (so two rods is roughly SASS shooting distance)
Also "rod" is slang for a pistol and you use two in SASS.

 

[oneslowgun]

I have it...

Grey/black cloths...
Big guy....



Dark Rein

(Yes a play on words... but it all fits. rein, what you control a horse with, rein to control people, Dark Rein, Dark Rain, as in big storm....it all works.)

 

[scout26]

300lbs, dressed in gray and black. Makes me think of an asphalt road.

Miles Wide



Variation on my "porn star" name: Miles Long

 

[TimboKhan]

I always thought "Casket Dave" would make a good CASS name. No particular reason why, as my name is Tim, but I just thought it was cool for whatever reason. I am a much bigger dude than you are, and if it were me, I would just likely just add "Fats" to something and be done with it. We are big men! No sense hiding it! Other suggestions:

Pickle Barrel Pete.
Big Medicine.
Eclipse Roberts. See, this one is sublime in that it plays a couple of different ways. One is that your big and blot out the sun, and when the sun goes, it turns black. You wear black. Genius.

My roommate just walked in and reminded me that "tons of fun" would be good. He is a jerk. Stand by while I deliver a punch to his solar-plexus....

Allright. Moving on:

Long Lost Ed. I don't know what that means, but it sounds cool.
Frying Pan McAlister.
Biscuits Callahan.


Listen, I have a million of them. Feel free to take anyone that you want.

Dangit, I just noticed "Jack Anvil".... Thats pretty good. It's no "Pickle Barrel Pete", but still pretty good...

 

[03Shadowbob]

Man, some of you guys are mean
But what can one expect when asking for a nickname on-line.
Personally I was thinking Tiny Rod.
You know, Tiny for your size and Rod for your screen name here.

 

[Dionysusigma]

Another vote for Jack Anvil. Sounds like a good movie.

Let's see... regarding the color scheme...

Marshal Tar
"Coal" Beauregard

 

[rocinante]

Big and Black? Makes me think of a steam engine especially if you are firing smoky blackpowder.

IronHorse Hank?

Hitting Bull

 

[Apple a Day]

Charcoal Rod
Stoveblack Rod
Bootblack Rod

 

[Ala Dan]

How 'bout "Liberty Valance"?

It kind'a has a ring too it, for a 300 pounder~! (Laughing Loudly )

 

[stevek]

L'il Hoss

Dark Dirk (Dirk Pitt is a favorite character in Clive Cussler books)

Sorry...the best I can do this early

 

[cane]

NIL; I shot with a pard, thought his alias was "Chen Lee", who dressed in "coolie clothes" from a cone shaped hat to "tabby sandals". Perfectly legal in SASS, and as I recall he was a real good shooter.

 

[thegriz]

Here you go

Ballistic Bubba

Dick Large

Nimrod

Biggun

Kodiak

Big Stick

Warthog

 

[RODS]

Lots of good names,I kinda like Jack Anvil.That might do it.thanks for all the post.

 

[PressCheck]

Large Johnson.

 

[Black Adder LXX]

Whitey???

THEPRESENCEOFALLCOLORS

Tux

 

[eldon519]

Lightning Rod?

 

[AK103K]

Biggie Fries

 

[Odd Job]

300 lbs, black hat, black jacket, one mean dude.....hmm....do you know what I'm thinking?

 

[indie]

BlackJack
Darkhorse
Bluto
Zorro XL


or from an old NWA wrasslin gimmick used by Dusty Rhodes

The Midnight Rider

 

[toivo]

How about just "Mr. Black"? Kind of like a Reservoir Dogs thing.

 

[BBQJOE]

Rods how about a pic?

 

[Prince Yamato]

Since you're shooting spanish iron, Ben Heymen. Like "Benjamin" just pronounced with a Spanish accent.

There's always, El Lobo, El polo loco, El loco, etc

 

[EAFO]

Turd Ferguson. It's like a regular name, only funnier.

 

[The Deer Hunter]

I would say Tater Salad, but thats already taken

 

[telomerase]

Jack Anvil is pretty good. "Catamount Kelly" came to mind (catamount is another name for a puma).