Greatest Gun Movie One Liners

[Bigjake]

"You gonna pull them pistols or whistle dixie?"
outlaw josie wales

"fill yer hands you sonofabitch!"
Rooster Cogburn , True Grit

"meet your maker astroid!"
Crazy dude from armagedeon

 

[Deepdiver]

From "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugle",

Clint Eastwood to Eli Wallach (Tuco), as they are preparing to dig up the unmarked grave with the gold in it,

"There are two types of men in this world; those with guns and those that dig. Start digging!!" (or something like that...)

...as he tosses Tuco a shovel.

 

[Dannyboy]

Another one from "True Grit."

"I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man!"

One from "Face/Off."

Travolta as Cage's character-"I hate to see you leave but I love to watch you go."

 

[seeker_two]

"Hokey religions & ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side." Han Solo, STAR WARS

 

[Mute]

From Tremors 2:

"I am completely! out of ammo. That's never happened to me before"

-Burt Gummer

 

[HankB]

From Support your Local Gunfighter

Bad guy challenges James Garner to a gunfight - Garner knows he can't win, so when the BG turns to go out in the street, Garner draws his sixgun and clobbers the bad guy.

Sidekick Jack Elam says "You hit him! From behind!"

Garner: "Just as hard as I could!"

Garner goes on to use his sixgun as a hammer, breaking the trigger fingers on both hands of the bad guy, so when he wakes up, he can't get even.

 

[TheeBadOne]

They Live:

"I've come here to chew bubble gum and kick a$$......and I'm all out of bubble gum"
-Roddy Piper with a 12 ga in his hand

 

[BigG]

Arnold Schwarzeneggar in "Red Heat,"

"I am not s****ng on you." and "I do not want to touch his @**."

Red Heat - one of the all-time great gun movies!!

 

[BHPshooter]

Although it may not be accurate -- In Dr. No:

"It's a Smith & Wesson, and you've had your six." -- James Bond

I don't remember which other early Bond movie (that is unlike me!), but Connery throws the BG into the bathtub. The BG sees Bond's shoulder holster hanging by the tub, and begins to reach for his PPK, so he smacks a lamp into the tub, frying said BG. He puts on his holster, noting dryly, "Shocking."

And if looks could be one-liners, the look on Indy's face in the barfight in Raiders of the Lost Ark would say lots, when the formerly unconcious Nepalese dude wakes up and levels his gun at Indy. Indy freezes -- a gunshot -- Indy flinches backwards and looks for a bullethole, but it's the Nepalese who's shot from behind by Marion with a Broomhandle Mauser.

I love that movie!

Wes

 

[kenehsr]

How about " Are you feelin lucky ". Believe its from Clint Eastwood.

 

[Camel]

Equilibrium

"Oh, S***." The interogator in Equilibrium right after the main character's polygraph needles all go to zero, two seconds before the *** whupping begins.

Same movie, same scene.

"Tell me Preston, what would you say is the easiest way to get a gun from a Grammaton Cleric?" "Ask him for it." And now you've given yourself to me. Calmly, cooly, entirely without incedent."
"No, not without incident"
-Begin *** whooping-

That was a good movie.

 

[BamBam-31]

Inconceivable!!

 

[Fed168]

As Arnold sticks the bad guy to the wall with a rather large knife "Stick around."

 

[zahc]

the infamously generic gag inducing "don't worry the safety's on"-lost count

 

[keyhole]

" A man's got to know his limitations "


" Yeah, you're a legend in your own mind. "



Clint Eastwood

 

[D Hags]

In Total Recall after Arnold shoots Sharon Stone in the forehead, "Consider that a divorce!"

 

[BHPshooter]

just thought of one that I've liked for a while -- True Lies.

The gunfight in the bathroom, where Ahhhnoldt knocks the guy out, puts his face in the urinal, and flushes it saying, "cool off."

Later, same movie, when they're intimidating Bill Paxton, Tom Arnold pulls his pistol and says, "Get lost, dip$#!&," and puts a few shots in the ground to make him dance, with some good muzzle flashes.

Wes

 

[seeker_two]

"I ain't got time to bleed."


Jesse "The Governor" Ventura, PREDATOR

(There's another line that he says in the helicopter on the way to the battle, but I don't think Art's Grammaw will let me use that one... )

 

[Wanderer]

The best line from any action movie was just a facial expression.

In Raiders of the Lost Ark, after Jones has gone through a huge fight, the sword weilding foe starts displaying his prowess with his sabre, and Indiana just draws his gun and shoots him, with a 'not again' type of look on his face.

 

[Rebeldon]

"If you're gonna shoot...shoot. Don't talk!"

 

[goalie]

Rebeldon, that is one of the best lines in "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly." Well, that and: "you're not digg'n"

 

[Hkmp5sd]

"Look what you've done to my sheets."
- Funboy in The Crow.


"Only a wop would bring a knife to a gunfight."
- Sean Connery in The Untouchables


"What we got here is a complete lack of respect for the law."
- Jackie Gleason in Smokey and the Bandit

 

[keyhole]

seeker_two


I used that one for a wav file for some time, and always got a laugh outta it!

I do not remember the movie, but a line from the BG holding a hostage, to an officer went something like this-
" If I even twitch, she's dead"

" Maybe you won't even twitch....BANG"

 

[cool45auto]

"Now that's a real badge, I'm a real cop and this is a real @#$&ing gun!"
-Martin Riggs in Lethal Weapon

 

[Hkmp5sd]

I do not remember the movie, but a line from the BG holding a hostage, to an officer went something like this-

I think that was a Miami Vice episode.