Greatest Gun Movie One Liners
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Stickjockey
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With all the Eastwood lines, I can't beliave this one hasn't been tossed in:
"Go ahead; make my day."
"Go ahead; make my day."
From the under-appreciated and politically incorrect movie _Under the Rainbow_:
In a train going through a tunnel in total darkness, Chevy Chase is thrown up against Carrie Fisher.
"Is that your gun?"
"No, I wear a shoulder holster"
Regards,
Ron, in Miami
In a train going through a tunnel in total darkness, Chevy Chase is thrown up against Carrie Fisher.
"Is that your gun?"
"No, I wear a shoulder holster"
Regards,
Ron, in Miami
MessedUpMike
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From the 80s B movie "House". Richard Moll the BG come back from the dead runs a whole M-60 bulet into a bathroom door, then has to kick it in muttering "Damn, come back from the grave and run out of ammunition!"
Mark Tyson
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"Burt, you give a whole new meaning to the word 'overkill'."
"When you need it, and don't have it, you'll sing a whole different tune."
Michael Gross(as Burt Gummer) in Tremors 2:
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"Have you forgotten there are innocent lives at stake? Send in someone to negotiate!"
[Gunfire erupts]
"Anyone else wanna negotiate?"
Bruce Willis, in The Fifth Element
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"You gonna draw them pistols or whistle dixie?"
Clint Eastwood, in The Outlaw Josie Wales
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"Doin' what I can with what I got."
Michael Gross(as Burt Gummer) in Tremors 2
"When you need it, and don't have it, you'll sing a whole different tune."
Michael Gross(as Burt Gummer) in Tremors 2:
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"Have you forgotten there are innocent lives at stake? Send in someone to negotiate!"
[Gunfire erupts]
"Anyone else wanna negotiate?"
Bruce Willis, in The Fifth Element
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"You gonna draw them pistols or whistle dixie?"
Clint Eastwood, in The Outlaw Josie Wales
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"Doin' what I can with what I got."
Michael Gross(as Burt Gummer) in Tremors 2
A. Partisan
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Big Jake with John Wayne
Several characters in the movie saying to Big Jake. "I thought you was dead".
Several characters in the movie saying to Big Jake. "I thought you was dead".
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side. - HAN SOLO - (STAR WARS)
Indiana Jones when Indy is confronted by a maniac flipping around a large scimitar. No dialogue Indy just shoots him with a you gotta be kidding me look on his face.
Tombstone - Tell them I'm comin, and hell's comin with me. WYATT EARP
Demolition Man - Wesley snipes in museum looking for guns.
Holding shotgun or something. "This is the future where'es all the fazers"
Gotta see it to get it.
Demoliton man - Stalone - Hurting people isn't a good thing. Well sometimes it is."
Same movie - Woman cop to man holding a rigged up shotgun looking pistol "We're not afraid of your primitive weapons. Guy fires around girl nearly SH**s herself.
Same movie - We're police officers we're not trained to handle this kind of violence.
Go watch Demolition Man if you've never seen it. one of the best!!!!
Indiana Jones when Indy is confronted by a maniac flipping around a large scimitar. No dialogue Indy just shoots him with a you gotta be kidding me look on his face.
Tombstone - Tell them I'm comin, and hell's comin with me. WYATT EARP
Demolition Man - Wesley snipes in museum looking for guns.
Holding shotgun or something. "This is the future where'es all the fazers"
Gotta see it to get it.
Demoliton man - Stalone - Hurting people isn't a good thing. Well sometimes it is."
Same movie - Woman cop to man holding a rigged up shotgun looking pistol "We're not afraid of your primitive weapons. Guy fires around girl nearly SH**s herself.
Same movie - We're police officers we're not trained to handle this kind of violence.
Go watch Demolition Man if you've never seen it. one of the best!!!!
From the Good the Bad and the Ugly, Tuco keeps getting turned in by Eastwood to collect the reward money. Eastwood attends the hanging and keeps shooting the rope so Tuco gets away, this is repeated several times. Tuco complains to Eastwood that he should get more than half the reward money because its his head in the noose. Eastwoods reply "If I have to give you more than half, it just might interfear with my aim." Al
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"Where are your manners? Go outside to die".
"You don't want to make trouble, you don't know who I am"
"Ok, WHO are you"?
"I'm the man who's going to put a .38 in your stomach".
"He had one hand for the woman and one hand for the money".
"To bad he didn't have one for the gun".
"That's the trouble with these old Henry's, they kill too slow".
"Smile when you say that".
"I always smile........when there's a gun in my belly".
"Pardon me Ma'am, my old Grandma always told me it was impolite ta shoot accrost a Lady".
"He shot his mouth off faster than he could shoot his gun".
"Dumb fool. "He found out that hallway reached all the way to the Promised Land".
"Yep, Old Stonewall and them other Rebs were trash, all trash............You too"
"Fer Christ sake Carmine, buy a freeken holster".
"I'm gonna bust in that door and kill you, ya little rabbit".
CRASH!!!!!
"Hey, I didn't know you had a GUN"!!!!!!!!!
BANG.
"Now then, before we sail, does anyone have any complaints"?
"Yes yer Lordship, I do"
FWOOSH BANG
"Very good, does anyone ELSE have anything to comment on"?
"The caliber of his gun was bigger than his IQ".
"You'd shoot a man without giving him fair warning"?
"Well, It'll give 'em know we mean business".
"I've got a Winchester rifle and a Colt sixgun, I don't need luck".
"I've got this Colt .45. That makes me plenty tall enough".
"That's the first time I ever saw a gun wearing a man".
In a very quiet, not too sincere voice..."I've got a gun".
"That's the dog toy."
In a VERY insincere voice..."No, it's a real gun".
"Nice try, now I'm going to.....
BLAAAAMMM.
"See this knife Bob? Well I'm gonna a stick ya, I'm gonna stick ya GOOD".
BLAMMMM
"Bob, ya shot me. How could you do that"?
"It was easy".
NOT FROM A MOVIE, FROM REAL LIFE:
Judge: "Why did you empty the gun into him"?
Defendant: "Well you're Honor, every time he moved, I shot him, and every time I shot him, he moved".
"You don't want to make trouble, you don't know who I am"
"Ok, WHO are you"?
"I'm the man who's going to put a .38 in your stomach".
"He had one hand for the woman and one hand for the money".
"To bad he didn't have one for the gun".
"That's the trouble with these old Henry's, they kill too slow".
"Smile when you say that".
"I always smile........when there's a gun in my belly".
"Pardon me Ma'am, my old Grandma always told me it was impolite ta shoot accrost a Lady".
"He shot his mouth off faster than he could shoot his gun".
"Dumb fool. "He found out that hallway reached all the way to the Promised Land".
"Yep, Old Stonewall and them other Rebs were trash, all trash............You too"
"Fer Christ sake Carmine, buy a freeken holster".
"I'm gonna bust in that door and kill you, ya little rabbit".
CRASH!!!!!
"Hey, I didn't know you had a GUN"!!!!!!!!!
BANG.
"Now then, before we sail, does anyone have any complaints"?
"Yes yer Lordship, I do"
FWOOSH BANG
"Very good, does anyone ELSE have anything to comment on"?
"The caliber of his gun was bigger than his IQ".
"You'd shoot a man without giving him fair warning"?
"Well, It'll give 'em know we mean business".
"I've got a Winchester rifle and a Colt sixgun, I don't need luck".
"I've got this Colt .45. That makes me plenty tall enough".
"That's the first time I ever saw a gun wearing a man".
In a very quiet, not too sincere voice..."I've got a gun".
"That's the dog toy."
In a VERY insincere voice..."No, it's a real gun".
"Nice try, now I'm going to.....
BLAAAAMMM.
"See this knife Bob? Well I'm gonna a stick ya, I'm gonna stick ya GOOD".
BLAMMMM
"Bob, ya shot me. How could you do that"?
"It was easy".
NOT FROM A MOVIE, FROM REAL LIFE:
Judge: "Why did you empty the gun into him"?
Defendant: "Well you're Honor, every time he moved, I shot him, and every time I shot him, he moved".
hansolo
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Another one from "Ronin:" near the beginning, the foxy blonde lady who's the head of the Irish outfit asks all the "specialists" which firearms they prefer; DeNiro says, "I'll take a 1911: they've always been real good to Uncle Sam."
natedog
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"What do you need... besides a miracle...?"
"Guns. Lots of guns."
Tank and Neo from THE MATRIX
"Guns. Lots of guns."
Tank and Neo from THE MATRIX
bobs1066
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Good guy, "I'm going to kill you..."
Bad guy, "Ha, ha ,ha!"
Good guy, "...and it's going to hurt."
A paraphrase of a couple of lines from Yojimbo.
Bad guy, "Ha, ha ,ha!"
Good guy, "...and it's going to hurt."
A paraphrase of a couple of lines from Yojimbo.
Okiecruffler
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Can't believe there's not more lines from THE DUKE
"My group's not that much bigger than yours!"
"No, but that tree ain't shooting back at you."
"There's alot of things I ain't saying with that shotgun in my belly."
"well now, you got me real scared."
"If you're gonna keep that hat, you'd better learn to use a gun."
I just bought the DVD of the Shadow Riders which has my favorite Tom Selleck line.
"It's getting hot out here, just how many holes you boys wanna have to dig."
And then there are the offbeat ones.
"What'd you shoot him with, a .38?"
"38, 39, whatever it took."
"She had a great pair of 38's and had a pair of 45's to protect them."
And my favorite of all time...
"you keep out of this, he does not have to shoot you now."
"My group's not that much bigger than yours!"
"No, but that tree ain't shooting back at you."
"There's alot of things I ain't saying with that shotgun in my belly."
"well now, you got me real scared."
"If you're gonna keep that hat, you'd better learn to use a gun."
I just bought the DVD of the Shadow Riders which has my favorite Tom Selleck line.
"It's getting hot out here, just how many holes you boys wanna have to dig."
And then there are the offbeat ones.
"What'd you shoot him with, a .38?"
"38, 39, whatever it took."
"She had a great pair of 38's and had a pair of 45's to protect them."
And my favorite of all time...
"you keep out of this, he does not have to shoot you now."
Bunch of bad guys, being held at gunpoint by two good guys, one with a shotgun:
Lead Bad Guy: "Thats a Remington 12-gauge pump. It holds 4 rounds. He can't get all of us." *goes for a gun in his waistband*
Good Guy Shotgunner: <BOOOOOOOOOM>
*bad guy falls, no one else moves. At all.*
Other good guy: "Wonderful! Now we know that he can add, and he can subtract!"
From Kuffs.
Mike
Lead Bad Guy: "Thats a Remington 12-gauge pump. It holds 4 rounds. He can't get all of us." *goes for a gun in his waistband*
Good Guy Shotgunner: <BOOOOOOOOOM>
*bad guy falls, no one else moves. At all.*
Other good guy: "Wonderful! Now we know that he can add, and he can subtract!"
From Kuffs.
Mike
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“Would you please stop shooting at the thermonuclear weapons.†Brokenarrow
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Also from The Unforgiven:
"Any man don't wanna get killed, better get on out the back" --Will Munny (Clint Eastwood)
"Hell of a thing, killin a man. You take away everything he has, and everything he's ever gonna have."
"Well, I guess them cowboys had it comin."
"We've ALL it comin, kid."
"Aren't you going to take one of these [holding an M16] ?"
"If I need one, there will be plenty on the ground"
--The Colonel (Mel Gibson) and the Sarge (Sam ?? forget last name), in We Were Soldiers
"What is your purpose in my Marine Corps, Private Gump?"
"To do exactly you tell me to do, Drill Sargeant!!"
"That is the most outstanding answer I have ever heard, Private Gump. YOU - are going to be a general some day!"
--Forrest Gump
Not a witty one-liner, but it gives me chills - the Lieutenant's (Tom Hanks') dying words, to Pvt. James Ryan (Matt Damon): "Earn this."
And, see my sig line, from "The Patriot"
"Any man don't wanna get killed, better get on out the back" --Will Munny (Clint Eastwood)
"Hell of a thing, killin a man. You take away everything he has, and everything he's ever gonna have."
"Well, I guess them cowboys had it comin."
"We've ALL it comin, kid."
"Aren't you going to take one of these [holding an M16] ?"
"If I need one, there will be plenty on the ground"
--The Colonel (Mel Gibson) and the Sarge (Sam ?? forget last name), in We Were Soldiers
"What is your purpose in my Marine Corps, Private Gump?"
"To do exactly you tell me to do, Drill Sargeant!!"
"That is the most outstanding answer I have ever heard, Private Gump. YOU - are going to be a general some day!"
--Forrest Gump
Not a witty one-liner, but it gives me chills - the Lieutenant's (Tom Hanks') dying words, to Pvt. James Ryan (Matt Damon): "Earn this."
And, see my sig line, from "The Patriot"
goalie
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William Mundy to Little Bill right after the last shootout as Little Bill lies dying on the floor: "it ain't about deserves"
BamBam
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Kevin Costner in 3000 Miles to Graceland:
"He with the nickle-plated .45 is in charge"
Tommy Lee Jones on U.S. Marshals:
"Get rid of that nickle-plated sissy crap and get you a Glock"
"He with the nickle-plated .45 is in charge"
Tommy Lee Jones on U.S. Marshals:
"Get rid of that nickle-plated sissy crap and get you a Glock"
BigDeeeeeeee
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The Way of the Gun:
the Bagman James Caan, " so ah, (pause) are you the brains of the op or is he?"
Benicio Del Toro, " to tell you the truth, I don't think this is a brains kinda operation."
the Bagman James Caan, " so ah, (pause) are you the brains of the op or is he?"
Benicio Del Toro, " to tell you the truth, I don't think this is a brains kinda operation."
TexasVet
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"The Big Sky":
Kirk Douglas to new friend "What kind of gun is that?"
New friend with twist bbl muzzleloader " It lets me get off a second shot quick.", demonstrating the rotating bbls.
Kirk: "I ain't ever needed more than one."
Kirk Douglas to new friend "What kind of gun is that?"
New friend with twist bbl muzzleloader " It lets me get off a second shot quick.", demonstrating the rotating bbls.
Kirk: "I ain't ever needed more than one."
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John Wayne- from True Grit
"A gun thats unloaded and cocked aint good for nothing."
"A gun thats unloaded and cocked aint good for nothing."
kentucky bucky
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John Wayne (I forget which movie)
He puts the horses reins in his mouth, grabs a gun in each hand, and he charges the bad guys and says, "FILL YOUR HAND, YOU SON OF A B****"
He puts the horses reins in his mouth, grabs a gun in each hand, and he charges the bad guys and says, "FILL YOUR HAND, YOU SON OF A B****"
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