I love the paranoid answers. I can relate to why they answer that way.
Despite all the talk I do here about all my guns, I want to confess that I have been lying. I am a poser. A fraud. The forum's biggest wannabe!
I wannabe the kind of macho man who owns guns, shoots quick, and hits what he aims at, but I don't have it in me. I'm far to mild mannered and afraid to actually shoot a gun, nevermind own one. Guns are bad, they kill people. Having them around gets your family killed. Having guns in your home invites gangbangers to break in to stel them, and then use them in crimes. Guns are heavy and ugly and smelly.
So I'm sorry about all the lies I told in here. I don't have any guns. Not one. I only have my FID cad and my LTC and C&R license because I want to give MORE money to the govenment, since they handle it so well.
The BATFE can save money by not looking at me for any guns. It would be a waste of time
I think I have 8 or so.
I'd only just gotten into guns back then.
And maybe a few Others as well. 
and what about my Stoeger Uplander since I have both 28 and 20 gauge barrels is that one or two? My High Standard model GB 4 and 6 inch barrels. Are TC Contender's etc. counted by the receiver or the barrels? My 870; scoped rifle barrel, 18.5" cylinder bore, .50 cal in line BP barrel, and a 24" barrel with interchangeable chokes, is that 2 R's and 2 SG's. One could make the arguement for just counting receivers, but the 870 is soo versatile, depending on what barrel it's wearing. I could make as strong a case for it being 4 different guns.
