Sir Galahad
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Well, here they are in all their glory. How many do you know?
1.) DO AS I SAY, NOT AS I LEO---This is the cop(s) and their unions who think THEY should have guns, but not you. This is the cop who thinks you shouldn't have an AR-15, but he should. To which one wonders, well, then why isn't YOURS in the police armory where it belongs, Mr. Policeman?? That's right, YOU will only hurt yourself with a handgun.
You do not have the superior training of knowing that the .50BMG rifle is a "cop killer" which has yet to kill a cop (well, it MIGHT!! ) Or the new S&W .500 Magnum is a "cop killer" (gee, most gun shops have yet to even STOCK it , yet; what, did it do a prototype cop-killing computer simulation? )
2.) THE SPROUT---This is the "social justice" activist who thinks the world would be a much crunchier and holistic place without guns. Yep, this is the guy who spends $2,000 a year on Blastmaster 3 colonics therapy and buys all those fancy organic vegetarian dinners. They hate guns first because of their association with hunting and next because they remind them of "negative" things that create bad vibes in the world and impact colons everywhere. Got tofu?
3.) LOCKSTEP LAMEA**---If the rest of the liberal community decided, tomorrow, to collectively stop drinking water, these folks would only be a day behind them in dying of thirst. Ask them why they support gun control, and they'll have to quote Hillary Clinton, if they can remember what she said. They have no real opinions of their own, they just let others decide that for them. Imagine if you could play poker for high stakes money with these idiots: "Uh, look at my cards...should I fold?" "NO! That's two deuces! Bet your whole paycheck! I've only got a measly full house." "Uhhh.....ok...."
4.) MOMMY DEAREST---This is the Million Mommy State Moms. Somehow, giving birth automatically imbued them with a higher knowledge of the Constitution. As the child passed through from the womb at birth, the knowedge must have been present in the placenta and was absorbed through the flesh directly into the gluteus maximus, the seat of the brain in these individuals.
5.) COMMON SENSELESS---This is the supposed "gun safety" activist. The one who thinks your gun needs a road flare pattern set out each time you use it. A trigger lock, a triple safety, a ballistic fingerprint, a locked box in your house and daily inspections from the Gun Police to make sure it is in there (as well as ensuring you have your quota of road flares for when you go to the range.) On top of that, you must attend a mandatory "safety class" of at least 5 years and a 3 year waiting period.
6.) ONE GUN---This is the person who "...doesn't understand why you NEED more than one gun..." Hmmmm......well, if I can only have one gun, I get to pick THE gun and it's going to be a Soviet-issue ZSU-23-4 quad 23mm anti-aircraft cannon. Did someone say prairie dog hunting?
7.) DO IT FOR THE CHILDISH---Yep, some kid getting a hold of an ILLEGAL gun off the streets is all the reason to take away the Winchester 94 your grandfather passed down to you and has absolutely no kids under its belt. They talk about the "kids", but who do you see at the candlelight vigils to protest the death penalty whenever the state bumps off a chld murderer? Yep, these clods are there, singing Kumbayah and crying and weeping and bemoaning the unfairness of a guy who killed 15 toddlers suddenly no longer to enjoy TV every night.
8.) The ACCIDENTAL SPORTSMAN---This is the guy who still has the first box of cartridges he ever bought back in 1972 and thinks if a gun can't be used for hunting, why, you shouldn't be allowed to own it. Well, now that "sniper rifles" (such as his dear old Winchester Model 70) are suddenly all the rage for getting banned (to, of course, save more children), a few of these folks are dislodging their heads from the fourth points of contact (that was the "popping" noise you heard after the "DC Sniper" ssuspects were caught.)
9.) HOLLYWHINE----These are the "celebrities" who see no problem with themselves and their bodyguards being armed, but plenty wrong with YOU being armed. Know why? See, acting in movies and singing songs makes them the personal owners of the Bill of Rights. Having unrestricted access to a microphone helps this process. Well, acting and singing is of such greatpolitical value, how did the Constitution EVER get written without actors to play the Founding Fathers in a made-for-TV special beforehand to show the Founding Fathers how to do it?
10.) THEBEST DEFENSE IS A GOOD GROVELING---Why, oh, why does anyone need a firearm to defend themselves whn a set of car keys is more weapon than any honest person needs? (Let's not get into discussing "assault keyrings" that hold more than 10 keys---why does any honest person need more than 10 keys?) Why not just give the bad guy what he wants? So what if it happens to be your life? At least you won't have his death to impact your karma. Besides, we all know that if a vegan diet was mandatory, all that negativity that causes aggressive behavior would just disappear. Then no one would even need car keys!
1.) DO AS I SAY, NOT AS I LEO---This is the cop(s) and their unions who think THEY should have guns, but not you. This is the cop who thinks you shouldn't have an AR-15, but he should. To which one wonders, well, then why isn't YOURS in the police armory where it belongs, Mr. Policeman?? That's right, YOU will only hurt yourself with a handgun.
You do not have the superior training of knowing that the .50BMG rifle is a "cop killer" which has yet to kill a cop (well, it MIGHT!! ) Or the new S&W .500 Magnum is a "cop killer" (gee, most gun shops have yet to even STOCK it , yet; what, did it do a prototype cop-killing computer simulation? )2.) THE SPROUT---This is the "social justice" activist who thinks the world would be a much crunchier and holistic place without guns. Yep, this is the guy who spends $2,000 a year on Blastmaster 3 colonics therapy and buys all those fancy organic vegetarian dinners. They hate guns first because of their association with hunting and next because they remind them of "negative" things that create bad vibes in the world and impact colons everywhere. Got tofu?
3.) LOCKSTEP LAMEA**---If the rest of the liberal community decided, tomorrow, to collectively stop drinking water, these folks would only be a day behind them in dying of thirst. Ask them why they support gun control, and they'll have to quote Hillary Clinton, if they can remember what she said. They have no real opinions of their own, they just let others decide that for them. Imagine if you could play poker for high stakes money with these idiots: "Uh, look at my cards...should I fold?" "NO! That's two deuces! Bet your whole paycheck! I've only got a measly full house." "Uhhh.....ok...."
4.) MOMMY DEAREST---This is the Million Mommy State Moms. Somehow, giving birth automatically imbued them with a higher knowledge of the Constitution. As the child passed through from the womb at birth, the knowedge must have been present in the placenta and was absorbed through the flesh directly into the gluteus maximus, the seat of the brain in these individuals.
5.) COMMON SENSELESS---This is the supposed "gun safety" activist. The one who thinks your gun needs a road flare pattern set out each time you use it. A trigger lock, a triple safety, a ballistic fingerprint, a locked box in your house and daily inspections from the Gun Police to make sure it is in there (as well as ensuring you have your quota of road flares for when you go to the range.) On top of that, you must attend a mandatory "safety class" of at least 5 years and a 3 year waiting period.
6.) ONE GUN---This is the person who "...doesn't understand why you NEED more than one gun..." Hmmmm......well, if I can only have one gun, I get to pick THE gun and it's going to be a Soviet-issue ZSU-23-4 quad 23mm anti-aircraft cannon. Did someone say prairie dog hunting?
7.) DO IT FOR THE CHILDISH---Yep, some kid getting a hold of an ILLEGAL gun off the streets is all the reason to take away the Winchester 94 your grandfather passed down to you and has absolutely no kids under its belt. They talk about the "kids", but who do you see at the candlelight vigils to protest the death penalty whenever the state bumps off a chld murderer? Yep, these clods are there, singing Kumbayah and crying and weeping and bemoaning the unfairness of a guy who killed 15 toddlers suddenly no longer to enjoy TV every night.
8.) The ACCIDENTAL SPORTSMAN---This is the guy who still has the first box of cartridges he ever bought back in 1972 and thinks if a gun can't be used for hunting, why, you shouldn't be allowed to own it. Well, now that "sniper rifles" (such as his dear old Winchester Model 70) are suddenly all the rage for getting banned (to, of course, save more children), a few of these folks are dislodging their heads from the fourth points of contact (that was the "popping" noise you heard after the "DC Sniper" ssuspects were caught.)
9.) HOLLYWHINE----These are the "celebrities" who see no problem with themselves and their bodyguards being armed, but plenty wrong with YOU being armed. Know why? See, acting in movies and singing songs makes them the personal owners of the Bill of Rights. Having unrestricted access to a microphone helps this process. Well, acting and singing is of such greatpolitical value, how did the Constitution EVER get written without actors to play the Founding Fathers in a made-for-TV special beforehand to show the Founding Fathers how to do it?
10.) THEBEST DEFENSE IS A GOOD GROVELING---Why, oh, why does anyone need a firearm to defend themselves whn a set of car keys is more weapon than any honest person needs? (Let's not get into discussing "assault keyrings" that hold more than 10 keys---why does any honest person need more than 10 keys?) Why not just give the bad guy what he wants? So what if it happens to be your life? At least you won't have his death to impact your karma. Besides, we all know that if a vegan diet was mandatory, all that negativity that causes aggressive behavior would just disappear. Then no one would even need car keys!
