8.) THE MAN FROM B.U.N.C.O.----This is the gun shop employee who just lives for the people who come in asking for a "first gun." This is the guy who sells a $1,000 .45 1911 or a S&W M629 .44mag w/ 4" barrel to a 100 pound woman who plays violin for the symphony, sets the table with two forks and two spoons (if you don't know, don't ask, go out to eat at a place that has linen napkins folded into roses inside the wine glasses and watch everyone else), and drives a Jag when she came in asking for a small handgun for self-defense but nothing that kicks too hard because she's never fired a gun before. And he hands her over to one of the Tactical Timmys or Adam 12 Years Old for "training". This is the guy who sells a .300 Winchester Magnum to the guy who's looking for his first rifle to plink at tin cans with. This is the guy who buys battle packs of 7.62x39mm ammo out of Shotgun News for $99 per thousand rounds, breaks them up, and sells ziplok baggies of 20 rounds for $8.99 each. This is the guy who buys slightly used guns that still have original boxes at gun shows and sells them as new. Yep, we all know who is clown is. He sells .30'06 rifles to guys looking for a home defense firearm. He also does "gunsmithing". See all the little springs on the floor?
9.) ONE FLOP COP----This guy actually is a cop. How he got to be one is anyone's guess. This is the guy who's in the shop in non-CCW states that sees you buying a little NAA mini-revolver or a little Kel-Tec and says, "I better not ever catch you carrying that thing! I'll be keeping an eye on you" This is the guy who sees you buying an AR and says "You need proper training to use that! Don't let me catch you shooting that thing out in the woods!" This is the guy who sees you buying Gold Dot ammo and says, "Better not shoot an intruder with those; we cops use Hydra-Shok and only those can be defended in court!" This is the guy who offers to "teach" proper firearms handling to women new to shooting over dinner and drinks. This is the guy who, at one time, accidently shot himself in the fourth point of contact while holstering his off-duty piece. This is the guy who goes out to the range and tries to bully his way into running the range and tries evicting everyone who doesn't think he's a god. This is the guy who refers to everyone at the range as "numbn*ts", or dumba**" or other such terms of endearment. Everyone who hits their targets is "showing off and being an a**", but when he misses, it's the stupid gun and everyone distracting him. This is the guy that makes people root for the Hell's Angels they hope he stops one day and tries kicking around.
10.) PRECISION INC.-----This is the guy who shows up to the range with a tricked out bolt gun with bipod, sandbag, range finder, binos, a tackle box full of gear, and tons of other gear. He does a full cleaning between each shot. It takes him 20 minutes to make one shot. He aims, releases, looks through range finder, looks through binos, picks up rifle and aims, stops, picks up range finder. Then unloads rifle and starts fiddling around with it. No matter what rifle you have, it's an "innaccurate hunk o' crap" according to this guy. All "serious shooters" have to have a tackle box, a wheeled cart, a spotting scope, a range finder, binos (three different sizes) a crisply ironed shooting jacket with organizational patches all over it, sandbags, tripods, bipods, monopods, quadrapods, octapods, peapods, a wooden cleaning equipment case, complete tool kit on rollaway, cooler loaded with turkey breast, brie cheese, and organic alfalfa sprouts with dijon mustard on sprouted wheat bread sandwiches, organic carrot wedges, and Perrier, a $150 dollar safari hat, $400 shooting glasses, $500 hearing protection, and an Avalanche to haul all this crap around in. Sometimes this guy is sponsored by different companies that tailor-make this guy's plunder and then he says, "See you should have this. See how accurate_________is?" Yeah, it'd be accurate for me too if it was tailor-made for me.