Gun Culture Idioms, Phrases, & Other Such Things

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There are certain phrases that are in a way unique to gun owners and the culture of gun ownership, use of guns for self defense, the gun sport, and gun collection. Some are unique in the phrases themselves, others in their use and implied meaning.

I'd like to see how many we can identify and creatively define for fun's sake:). Here are some that have stood out to me...


Bad Guy - "BG" - 1. someone who by virtue of the drug use, nature, nurture, or some of both has become and is maliciously intented in some way/s likely to result in harm to and or death of others; 2. the antagonist, the mal intented character, villain, in a movie or story.

SHTF - a scenario in which an event or series of events leads to chaos, break down in law enforcement, government authority, etc.; a scenario in which society's checks and ballances are overwhelmed by a crisis and resulting in their break down. Common examples - possible computer crashes resulting in SHTF during Y2K, hoards of mad commie chinese slodiers attempting to conquer land of freedom USA, massive well coordinated terrorist attack/s, and so on and so forth.
Use of this term can signify a healthy sense of caution, preparedness, and realism or flat out irrational paranoia.

Mall Ninja - the guy who likes to appear knowledgable and experienced in the area of firearms and their use; one who likes to play soldier; sometimes the one who claims to have been soldeir and tries to add mystique about himself by using phrases like these: "...but it's nothing I can talk about.", ie "If I tell you, I'll have to kill you." Common wear may include but is not limmited to black/tactical clothing and cammo wear.

Tactical - black or military green; a way to sell more to some mall ninjas.

Stopping power - as in "Yeah, but what about stopping power?"

Caution - as in "Proceed with caution", as in "I saw the look on his face and proceeded with coution. or "tread carefully"

Touch checked - I don't carry (yet), so I'm not sure if this means anything more than the obvious.


Feel free to add other phrases, alternative definitions, etc.

Nik
 
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It's probably more police/military, but:

DRT - Dead Right There, refers to someone who fell down dead in their own tracks. No running away after being hit/stabbed, shot, bludgeoned, etc.
 
"Grabber" = political activists/politicians out to grab your guns.

"Sheeple" = people who are panicky around guns, and believe that helplessness as a lifestyle is morally superior.

Very few sheeple are actual grabbers, unless you count just voting patterns.

Most grabbers are sheeple, but not all - some are pretty hardcore gun owners who are elitist about it and want everybody ELSE disarmed, or at least those outside their own rarified class. For example, California state Senator Don Perata is a radical grabber but here's his letter to his sheriff in support of his CCW application (Beretta 9mm):

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JBT- Jack booted thug- Heavily armed and armored men who kick in your door in the middle of the night to put you family on a cattle truck or confiscate your guns. Some actually incenerate people on the spot- see Waco.

EBR- evil black rifle- an endearing term shooters use for military style rifles.

KB, Kaboom- an unfortunate event where a firearm detonates usually do to excessive pressures, casehead failures.

mousegun, poodlegun- a derogatory term to define a 9mm or .223 military firearm, because the older .45 and .30 weapons were so much better.

MOA- a measure of an angle that happens to equal about 1" at 100 yards. Noone ever shoots groups larger than 1 MOA all day long unless the equipment is faulty.
 
The mouse that roared: When someone shot by a supposedly low stopping power weapon (.22, .25, .32, etc) cooperates by stopping or becoming a DRT. :)



"scope eye" and idiot that does not have enough relief between eye and scope..... causing a minor flesh wound to the eyebrow usually when the scope "bites him".


ND: Negligent discharge...someone who forgot the first several rules of safety.
AD: same thing, but dumber.
 
TEOTWAWKI:
The end of the world as we know it. Worse than SHTF by orders of magnitude. Alien invaders, Skynet launching all the nukes, Kerry winning the election and banning all guns on the first day of his administration (might be more SHTF than TEOTWAWKI), etc. Basically: Unrecoverable changes occuring.

Kharn
 
Printing - outline of concealed carry weapon showing through clothing

New guy dance - what a new CCW holder does the first dozen or so times out in public with his firearm. The constant reaching back to touch the gun to make sure that it is still there, hitching the pants over & over, wild eyed look on his face as he is sure that everyone is watching him & knows what he is doing (they aren't & couldn't care less). This usually goes away after a few days when he realizes that a) the gun isn't going to fall out of his pants & b) nobody is watching or really cares what he is doing in the first place.

Goblin - variation of BG (more a lower level street thug)
 
Murphy,

An AD is a different animal than an ND. ADs can happen, they aren't a product of stupidity or negligence.
 
DonNikmare, your defination of Mall Ninja isn't entirely correct. What you have described there is more aptly called a "Poser".


Mr Murphy I disagree with your first defination, and am appalled by your second, to wit;
ND: Negligent discharge...someone who forgot the first several rules of safety.
AD: same thing, but dumber.
:rolleyes:



ND: Negligent discharge - an unexpected discharge of a firearm while violating one of the 4 rules of gun safety. Hopefully observing the other 3 will prevent any injuries. A Negligent Discharge is fully preventable.

AD: Accidental Discharge - an unexpected malfunction of a firearm or it's ammunition with no human assistance. Hopefully by observing the 4 rules of gun safety no injuries will result. An Accidental Discharge is unavoidable.



Bubbles, the modern spelling is Molon Labe (pronounced Mo-lon la-Vay) translated to "They are Here" which, in this case, has the same meaning as "come and get them". A search here on THR will turn up how to type it in old greek,
molon%20labe.jpg

as well as a more detailed history.


Of course, most of these definations and phrases can be found by clicking on the THR LIBRARY button located in the top right corner of every THR page.
As well as in this thread.
 
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POI = Point Of Impact
POA = Point Of Aim
Press check = Checking to be sure your firearm has a round in the chamber.
Color codes of readiness - Often just refered to as being "in condition yellow". I think this only has meaning to gun owners/carriers.
Hammer- two shots as fast as you can pull the trigger.
Double Tap - a controlled but rapid pair of shots.
RKBA = the Right to Keep and Bear Arms.
IWB = Inside the Waist Band
OWB = Outside the Waist Band
 
MNZB - Mutant Ninja Zombie Bears; any firearm must be able to defeat the MNZB's or you're not REALLY prepared for when things get tough.


now i gotta go back to work on the TTP project. whats TTP stand for, you ask? why, The TTP Project, of course.
:neener:
 
Keep in mind, these are just a few and your results may vary.


Poodle Shooter: An underpowered rifle you wouldn't use on anything bigger than a rat dog with a fancy haircut.

Press Check: A good way to blow off your finger tip, making sure your printer did a good color run on your lastest gun rag.

Gun Rag: where folks without net access read myths, hearsay and anecdotes disguised as truth.

POI: Point of impact. You hit the barn.
POA: Point of aim. You were standing inside.

POS: A small inexpensive american made handgun. Cars made in Yugoslavia.

3 S's: Shoot shovel, shut up. What you did when you accidently killed your girlfriend's cat.

Dangerous Game Rifle: That thing that cost more to shoot than the range fees. Used once in Texas on a whitetail "just to see what would happen."

Riflemen: The other plastic green guys not carrying bazookas or mine detectors.

Tactical: Black and made of nomex

Gunsmith: Three toed illierate monkey with a file who once "Did a trigger job" for your cousin Larry. Larry is now also missing toes and is buying tools. Beware.

Horse Pistol: The one that you didn't grip properly and left a horseshoe shaped scar on your forehead.

NIB: Dragged behind a truck by drunken teenagers through a scrap pile.

ANIB: See above but one of them puked on the stock.

Rangefinder: rough estimate based on wind, altitute and ground type often called by the acronym WAG.

Adjustable Sights: They fell of and you put 'em back on with a hammer

Fixed sights: You topped it off with Gorilla snot.

AK: A place where bears live. Really big bears.

Bear Defense: a tactical system involving aikido moves and a handgun big enough to wound your best friend in the knee.

Long Range: Over yonder

In Range: They couldn't hit an elephant at this.... (boom)

Expert: Saw a guy who new a guy whose uncle once said...

BTDT: watched it on the history channel

Caliber: whatever shell will fit in a rifle with enough force applied to the bolt handle.

Bolt Handle: The hangy down thing that breaks off of hunting rifles when used by your 9 toed cousin Larry. Remeber Larry?

JMB: If you have to ask I'm smacking you with a wiffle ball bat.

CCW: ramming an 8 inch barreled horse pistol down the front of your pants and going to buy beer.

1911: What non Colt folks call a Government Model.

Glock: The most feared handgun in all of Austria.

Guided Hunt: Larry's half brother Earl let you stand in the back of his truck as he chased a scrawny doe through a cornfield. You consider selling your ANIB rifle.

Condition white: passed out, guns locked up in safe, combination forgtten.
Condition green: reading Soldier of Fortune with a loaded gun nearby.
Condition Yellow: you have more guns than friends.
Condition Red: You keep a pistol in a plastic baggie in the toilet tank, "just in case."

RKBA: Right to Kill Bad Anybodys

PETA: People Eaten by the Animals

Varmint: anyone around your still in an unauthorized manner.

Varmint rifle: what ever you have on hand, near the still, usually a 30-30 with iron sights.

Deer Rifle: a left handed Krag Jorgesen that you sight in twice a lifetime.

Elk rifle: a minimum of .338 Winchester rebated magnum capable of a one shot kill at 700 yards.

Shotgun: large bore long arm capable of cutting a path of destruction 10 feet wide for 30 yards.

Buckshot: what Gen-X types use on dangerous game for a thrill.

MOA: A rifle capable of hitting a '48 Buick at a 100 yards.

CLIP: new fangled NATO gun oil. Use it once, your gun won't rust.

Magazine: reading material in your bathroom that isn't a gun rag.

WD-40: Old fangled gun oil that had to be sprayed on ever ytwo or three days.

Cleaning kit: three q-tips a broken screwdriver and a rusty steel brush, three bright green jags/brushes/tips for a rod you no longer own, 35 million patches.

Wildcat: A sly old rifleman missing at least one finger.

Handgun Hunter: easily recognized by horse shoe shaped scars on fore head, missing teeth.

Mil-Spec: Private Slobodon Barfnick threw these piece of gear away one cold night in Rottenkrokgrad, Uzbekisighan.

NATO Spec: Not cool enough for French soldiers.

French Surplus Rifle: Fired once in anger at Green Peace Boat, numerous dings in stock from being dropped in surrender, otherwise LNIB, smells faintly of garlic and wine.

Truck Gun: any rifle capable of shooting through both closed doors of your brand new Dodge Ram 1500.

Trunk gun: any rifle capable of penetrating the body of a 48 Buick when discharged from inside the trunk on a really bad road.

Reloader: Missing a minimum of two fingers, no eyebrows or nasal hair. Offers you a box of unmarked loose rounds to try out.

Ballistic Testing: You Larry and Earl try out the ammo on watermelons, car doors, washing machines and finally the ber keg you emptied in the process. Your wife is pretty pissed about the washing machine and the nieghbors want to know who fired a bullet through both doors of their new Dodge Ram 1500.
 
Well, I just learned today what a "cruffler" is - I had heard the term here a few times.

"Curio & Relic Federal Firearms License"

C_R_F_F_L therefore "cruffler".

Wow, I love figuring something out....
 
Bughole-shooting several rounds through the same hole (or enlarging it slightly). A term that denotes great accuracy.

Red Mist Culture-varmint shooters that use thin jacketed bullets and high speed to nearly vaporize small rodents.
 
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