Gun Poetry?

[NIGHTWATCH]

Alone far in the wilds and mountains I hunt,
wandering amazed at my own lightness and glee,
In the late afternoon choosing a safe spot to pass the night,
kindling a fire and broiling the fresh killed game,
Falling asleep on the gathered leaves with my dog and gun by my side.

~Walt Whitman~

 

[Tamara]

More here.

 

[BerettaNut92]

Gun Fu El Tejon
He trolls Indy seeking out
The young and nubile

Dan Flory bling bling
He rolls around his G-ride
Money ain't a thang

 

[Elmer Snerd]

handgun, 2 rifles
"gun nut's assault arsenal"
to the media

Rosie O'Donnell
can afford armed bodyguards
you serfs are just hosed

Senator Feinstein
has a Cal CC permit
such hypocrisy

it is time to ban
America's real problem
those assault lawyers

those darned evil guns
running aroung killing folks
by themselves you know

bank has "no guns" sign
robbers see it and give up
yeah, that will happen

are we on a list
monitored by government
just for posting here?

S has HTF
all who said "Whacko Gun Nut"
now want to be friends

guns don't stop crime, I
carry a "no guns allowed"
sign to keep me safe

 

[Smokey Joe]

Gun Poetry

Brother Lead and Sister Steel,
Let me know my target's real.
Sister Steel and Brother Lead,
Let me know my target's dead.

 

[ceetee]

A little more Kipling: an excerpt from "THE 'EATHEN"


The young recruit is silly -- 'e thinks o' suicide;
'E's lost 'is gutter-devil; 'e 'asn't got 'is pride;
But day by day they kicks 'im, which 'elps 'im on a bit,
Till 'e finds 'isself one mornin' with a full an' proper kit.

Gettin' clear o' dirtiness, gettin' done with mess,
Gettin' shut o' doin' things rather-more-or-less;
Not so fond of abby-nay, kul, nor hazar-ho,
Learns to keep 'is rifle an' 'isself jus' so!

 

[vertigo7]

semi-ot

Mall Ninja haiku, including a few by yours truly.

 

[Brian Dale]

semi-OuTrageous, you mean?

Thanks, vertigo7; that was fun!

 

[gburner]

'it's Tommy this and Tommy that
and chuck him out, the brute....
But he's savior of his country
when the guns begin to shoot. Kipling

There still is a man from Nantucket;
got a gun that loads when you shuck it.
Either buckshot or slugs,
Wipe the smirks off the mugs
of perps who should fail to duck it.

 

[ceetee]

I just knew if I waited long enough somebody would come up with a rhyme for "nantucket"...

 

[El Tejon]

Skunky of Left Coast
With banjo, rice, M9 walks Earf
seeking true gun fu.

 

[vertigo7]

For Skunkabilly....

Tactical speed draw
Doubletaps, kiai "REEEHAW!!!!"
Flawless victory.

 

[Brian Dale]

We of The High Road
know BadGuys cannot achieve
Skunkability *

(* definition: extreme tacticality, used by the forces of Good)

 

[BerettaNut92]

[to Brad Paisley's Celebrity]

'Cause when you've got Skunkability
It's infinite tacticality
No matter what they say
You'll carry your HK and carbon fiber that goes with
Having Skunkability

[banjo break]

 

[Roadkill Coyote]

The lawful ones
get snagged on a statute-
goblins wear no coats

 

[BerettaNut92]

Tejon, that second line has 8 syllables, is that a Haiku +P?

 

[El Tejon]

Skunk, say M9 the militree way or just say "9", home skillet.