Gun related: What should I do?

[Thernlund]

I often see posts asking what someone should do in a given situation. The parameters for suggestions change all the time. It always stuck me as pretty funny when people purposefully go beyond the parameters given and suggest something else totally. Like someone asking, "What cowboy-action revolver should I get for under $400?", and someone says, "Glock 23".

Funny stuff.

So here's your chance kiddies. With a grin and a chuckle, I ask...

What should I do (gun related)?

That's all. No other parameters.

Suggestions?


-T.

 

[RugerBob]

RUN!

 

[SsevenN]

Back flips and barrel rolls....







.....while shooting?



With a D. Eagle.....50 cal

 

[XD Fan]

Glock 23. Obviously!

 

[OregonJohnny]

Buy it! Sounds like a great deal...

 

[nova1824]

Shoot first ask no questions

 

[justin 561]

Buy a squirt gun and fill it with tabasco.

 

[coolhand567]

Use 12 gauge 00 Buck

 

[Harvster]

Well.....the first thing you need to do is to get yourself a good wheelbarrow........

 

[NG VI]

...and load it up with seven or eight of the most high speed operators you can find...with two trauma plates duct taped to their backs so they can withstand a hail of .308 fire...

 

[jgh4445]

Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!Bang!Bang! Click!Click!Click!

 

[3KillerBs]

You should take a non-shooter to the range and introduce him/her to fun with guns.

In a safe and responsible manner, of course.

 

[bobbarker]

Whatever you decide to do, always remember the "Accuracy By Volume" mantra.

 

[strat81]

Like someone asking, "What cowboy-action revolver should I get for under $400?", and someone says, "Glock 23".

I've ranted about this on another forum where I can use some of the more colorful words of the English language.

Too put it mildly, people either can't read, can't understand, or are full of themselves.


ANYWAY!
In the spirit of your question: Get both!

 

[WayneConrad]

Politics, hard and fast.

Yep, that's gun related. Because it's the best way to keep your guns, and to keep from having to use 'em for their intended purpose.

 

[punchdrunk]

Rub some lube on your barrel?

 

[ProficientRifleman]

The Mozambique!!

 

[siglite]

Join the NRA. And the WVCDL. And the GOA. And the JPFO.

 

[Thumper_6119]

Use the search, newb.

 

[jnyork]

You could have at least Google'd it before you bothered us with the question!!

 

[KelVarnson]

Throw your knife in the air, and shoot your last bullet at the blade. It will split the bullet in half, killing both perps.

 

[elrod]

Scream like a little girl!

 

[JesseL]

Remember all guns are always loaded.

Never let the muzzle cover anything you are not willing to destroy.

Keep your finger off the trigger until your sights are on target.

Be sure of your target.

 

[JesseL]

Post a picture.

 

[gripper]

Leave nothing behind....including witnesses.