Sir Galahad
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Ok, in the interest of fairness, here are some characters that MIGHT possibly desscribe one or more of Sir Galahad's skeletons in the closet. We must all be able to laugh at ourselves.
1.) FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE---This is the guy who thinks the AK is the last word in semi-autos. Yep, this is the guy who sees an AR and says, "Awww, that POS is a Jammin' Jenny! I wouldn't use that POS to prop my front door open!" Truth is, when other guys let him fire their ARs, he likes it. But, it's like riding a moped to him: It's fun, but he doesn't want anyone he knows to see him doing it. This guy buys so much Wolf ammo, that when he doesn't shoot for one weekend, they notice it in their sales graphs. When he really wants to buy the "good stuff", he buys Silver Bear. To him, the best part of a CZ rifle is the fact it came from a former Warsaw Pact nation. And, he can't find Mosin-Nagants in those calibers. Yes, he owns Mosin Nagants, too. And even has the bayonets for them.
2.) MEDIEVAL TIMES---Who has a use for a war hammer, a mace, or a spear? This guy. Guy gets the first copy of Cold Steel's Special Projects catalog and they base future sales on if this guy nibbles at the bait. Because if this guy bites, there are surely other Dark Age Dorks out there willing and ready to buy weapons that have only been obsolete for, what, 500 freakin' years?? Guests that come into his house wonder if they somehow stumbled through a time warp somewhere and pray that the food isn't going to be of the same caliber as the decor. "Ah, yes! Roast boar! Just roasted it in my fireplace! Uh, are you going to eat that candied quince?"
3.) BLADE RUNNER---This guy hangs out at knife shops, too. This is another reason why Cold Steel sends him catalogs Next Day Air. This guy buys knives like women buy shoes. This guy puts more time into "kicking the tires" on a prospective knife purchase than he did in buying his last vehicle.
1.) FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE---This is the guy who thinks the AK is the last word in semi-autos. Yep, this is the guy who sees an AR and says, "Awww, that POS is a Jammin' Jenny! I wouldn't use that POS to prop my front door open!" Truth is, when other guys let him fire their ARs, he likes it. But, it's like riding a moped to him: It's fun, but he doesn't want anyone he knows to see him doing it. This guy buys so much Wolf ammo, that when he doesn't shoot for one weekend, they notice it in their sales graphs. When he really wants to buy the "good stuff", he buys Silver Bear. To him, the best part of a CZ rifle is the fact it came from a former Warsaw Pact nation. And, he can't find Mosin-Nagants in those calibers. Yes, he owns Mosin Nagants, too. And even has the bayonets for them.
2.) MEDIEVAL TIMES---Who has a use for a war hammer, a mace, or a spear? This guy. Guy gets the first copy of Cold Steel's Special Projects catalog and they base future sales on if this guy nibbles at the bait. Because if this guy bites, there are surely other Dark Age Dorks out there willing and ready to buy weapons that have only been obsolete for, what, 500 freakin' years?? Guests that come into his house wonder if they somehow stumbled through a time warp somewhere and pray that the food isn't going to be of the same caliber as the decor. "Ah, yes! Roast boar! Just roasted it in my fireplace! Uh, are you going to eat that candied quince?"
3.) BLADE RUNNER---This guy hangs out at knife shops, too. This is another reason why Cold Steel sends him catalogs Next Day Air. This guy buys knives like women buy shoes. This guy puts more time into "kicking the tires" on a prospective knife purchase than he did in buying his last vehicle.