Gunshot wounds
Shot in the head by an eight-yr-old, with a .22 rifle. He told the cops he just wanted to see what would happen. Bled a lot, hurt real bad. Cracked the bone just above my right temple, left me batty for a bit. All the blood scared crap out of every one who saw.
Second time, 28-yr-old miscreant with a Glock 17 and Federal Hydra Shok. Penetrated my overcoat, suit, body armor, my rib cage 4 inches below the nipple and slightly posterior. Bled a lot, hurt real bad. Other team members ventillated perp with .223, said he was dead before I hit the ground. I was, unfortunately, conscious if notably disoriented.
Surgery made a small hole bigger. Lived with tubes sticking out for a while. Internal organs, especially liver and right lung, were terribly upset, took months to forgive me. A bout with sempticemia was most entertaining; for a few days, Medical personnel approached only while wearing protective clothing and face sheilds. Complete recovery took just over a year.
Like others who posted about Vietnam, I was distressingly close by when the highly respected NVA artillery used my position to zero their guns. Took shrapnel through both legs, left worse. Didn't feel a thing at the time: The concussion and subsequent earth evacuation left me significantly "relaxed." Follwed by loverly chopper ride to Danang. Remember the nurses in the TV show "China Beach?" Mine all had five-o'clock shadow but I loved every one of them. Still treasure the pic of me with IV, stylish compression bandages on left leg, wheelchair, Army male nurses grinning over my shoulders. A banged up USAF pilot was a novelty for them.
-Backpacker