I am apparently the owner of an assault rifle

[Gun Master]

There is a reason there aren't many squirrels in my neighborhood.

You stole that one from me ! Ha, Ha, Ha ! Velly good !

 

[Ivy Mike]

Shame on you, squirrel assaulter ! How did you fix them, and how did they taste ?

I am an evil black rifle owner. I don't eat squirrel. I leave the carcasses out there so the rest of the rodent population will know who they are dealing with.

 

[Gun Master]

Squirrel Assaulter

I am an evil black rifle owner. I don't eat squirrel. I leave the carcasses out there so the rest of the rodent population will know who they are dealing with.

D'ey don't who d'ey be messin' with. Go Ready Rodent Ridder !

 

[Ivy Mike]

I am no longer the owner of an assault rifle. No more deadly black guns with removable magazines in my home...unless you don't count the FNP-9 and the CZ-75B and the Makarov.

I am however, the owner of a nice Fender P-Bass project.

 

[Gun Master]

Assault Rifle - Fender ?

I am no longer the owner of an assault rifle. No more deadly black guns with removable magazines in my home...unless you don't count the FNP-9 and the CZ-75B and the Makarov.

I am however, the owner of a nice Fender P-Bass project.

I have never owned an assault rifle, since I never had a rifle with selective fire, and I have never owned a fully automatic weapon of any kind.

Also, I have never owned a Fender of any kind, but, who cares........?

 

[Fishbed77]

I wish my 10/22s were assault rifles. I'll sell them all for $20,000-$30,000 each and make out like a bandit.

 

[Ivy Mike]

I have never owned an assault rifle, since I never had a rifle with selective fire, and I have never owned a fully automatic weapon of any kind.

Also, I have never owned a Fender of any kind, but, who cares........?

I care.

 

[Gun Master]

I care.

Sorry.

 

[Grassman]

Did Chumlee or the old man give you this price?

 

[Ivy Mike]

Did Chumlee or the old man give you this price?

At least one of those guys could have called a buddy who knows all about assault rifles and figured out that it was just a box stock .22 plinker.