I Love This Girl, aka, What She Said at Dinner Tonight

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Deer Hunter

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So I'm on campus this afternoon and ask my girl if she wants to grab a quick dinner at Sbisa Dining Hall. Not the best food in the world, to say the least, but it was quick and she had studying to do. Luckily for me, I'm finished with all of my exams.

So on the way there, walking, she tells me about her ten year old brother's experience shooting. He is all excited about going hunting with his dad after new years. He got all As on his report card, so his dad decided to surprise him with the chance to sight in the gun he'll be using for the hunt. The dad borrowed a gun from a friend of his, a huge hunter and firearm enthusiast, for his kid to shoot. It's a .223 WSSM, which fit him perfectly. On his first outing he was getting 2-3 MOA, pretty good for his first time out with this rifle.

So she's telling me how I'd love this guy's gun collection, and then tells me that her dad still owns her old 20 gauge youth model shotgun that they used to hunt ducks with when she was little. She then tells me about when she and her dad went to pick one out for her. He asked her what kind SHE wanted. To which, she replied,

"I want the BLACK one!"

:D I grinned huge when I heard this.

So then, she tells me that when I buy her a gun, she wants her next one to be blue!

I nod and say "Sure, I already got it picked out babe." I'm thinking a blue AR-15 would be the cat's meow.

She then says to me, "I want a Rainbow of guns! One of each color!"

Yep, I've found the one.

:)
 
:banghead: :cuss: :D That 'bout covers it. I have to bribe my bride.

Doc2005
 
No thanks, Nightwing! From the looks of your thread, I think I'd come off burned from that transaction...
 
That might be the worst possible combination for me..

I'd be pennyless and saturated in guns I don't have space, ammo, or time for, and my girly would be pissed cuz she hasn't eaten in weeks and just shot off her last rounds and is jonesing for more.
 
who cares if shes holding that rifle "wrong", not much choice with that magazine your using. At least you found someone who can put up with that plaid bedspread.
wered ya get that color anyway? i need a change from psychadelic knock out green and yellow....
 
Jealous much? My plaid kicks ass. Had that since I was little, thank you very much. That was when I was back home for my birthday.
 
tell her to keep her fingers off the trigger... other than that shes holding it fine... but FFS, with legs like that, id risk getting an ND round in my shoulder... i mean damn
 
I wish i had a girlfriend. Weekends are getting very lonesome...
Start taking ballroom dance lessons. It's good exercise and there's typically more female than male students. ;)
 
ShowMeState1977, I have to ask: how is it that you can be looking at a picture of a beautiful young lady holding an AR-15, and you notice the forum on the screen of a laptop?

I didn't even notice the laptop. Or the plaid blanket. Or the magazine.

>.>
 
Hey, Deer Hunter

Keep the girl... looks and guns, can't beat that.
Duracoat the AR maroon.
Trash the bedspread and go get one with Reveille and Ol' Sarge on it.
 
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