I support gun control

[Rachen]

.......I mean, if I don't know any gun control, my shots will be flying wild all over the range, missing the target and presenting potential danger to other customers, and my pistol will likely fly out of my hand or fall to the floor with every round. Thats why gun control is very important.

Now, it's time for some jokes about guns and gun control. Post any puns, one-liners, or short stories, any jokes you know about firearms and related topics, ones Dad might have told you, or you heard from buddies.

Lets see how many are out there.


(I moved this thread here because I initially placed it in thw wrong spot)

 

[Mannlicher]

gun control has always been about hitting your intended target.

 

[twenty711]

Gun control is all about how steady you hold your rifle.

 

[NailGun]

I think I controlled mine very well today. I was carrying my Smith 686, and had to draw it quickly! As I took aim, the target slipped away into the thick underbrush. I slowly backed up, keeping a point on where I suspected the target to emerge. I made a tactical withdraw to my vehicle, and laid hands on my BAR. Now, the odds were in MY favor! I maneuvered to gain the advantage over my target, but.....too late. She was in my cross hairs as she jumped the fence to freedom, wagging her white tail as she went. Location, Location, Location. She glanced over her shoulder and smiled as she slowly walked away knowing that she never presented the opportunity for me too shoot. Control.........

 

[Mr White]

Gun control is never having to fire an M-14 in Full Auto.

 

[foghornl]

Gun Control is keeping all those holes inside the 10-ring...

 

[Zero_DgZ]

Gun control is not having your pistol kicked off a bridge 2 stories into 3 feet of water and rocks.

>_<

 

[MikeH]

Gun control is about placing a shot where you want it, when you want it.

 

[Mr White]

Zero_DgZ
Gun control is not having your pistol kicked off a bridge 2 stories into 3 feet of water and rocks.

LOL! Is this just a general rule of yours, or do speak from experience?

 

[Mr White]

Zero_DgZ
Gun control is not having your pistol kicked off a bridge 2 stories into 3 feet of water and rocks.

LOL! Is this just a general rule of yours, or do speak from experience?