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"I wouldn't want to be shot with that!"

Discussion in 'General Gun Discussions' started by The Rabbi, Mar 21, 2005.

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  1. The Rabbi

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    The number of threads about dumb quotes, absurd arguments, mis-use of words etc got me thinking of this one.
    Next time you're in a gun shop take out a Smith .500 magnum and wait for some yoke to utter the magic words. Then ask him:
    "Well, what WOULD you like to get shot with???"
     
  2. cslinger

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    Bourbon. :D
     
  3. The Rabbi

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    I think I'd rather be the shooter than the shootee on that one as well.
     
  4. Third_Rail

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    Rabbi, you bring up a very good point. I'm using that line... I hear it enough with my 1917.
     
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    An IV of morphine!

    And yes, I do own an 8 3/8" S&W 500. It's nice to be able to clean a gun without a rod, just with my little finger. And nice to feel that all you'd have to do is point it at a BG and they'd lose bowel control as they vacated the premises pronto.
     
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    Maybe a long range spitball on a windy day.
     
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    Demerol.
     
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    diet pepsi and keep em coming!
     
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    I think I'd rather be the shooter than the shootee on that one as well.
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    I'm thinking, I'm thinking . . . :p
     
  10. BryanP

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    I'd like to be shot at with big wads of (paper) money. I'll risk the paper cuts.

    Especially since I finally did my taxes. I screwed up my witholding when I changed jobs last year. Whoops. The check I'm going to have to write is only a bit less than what I paid in total for my AR and my P220. :(

    (and yes, I've already submitted a new W4 as of this afternoon ...)
     
  11. Brad Johnson

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    I'd rather be missed with a .500 than shot with a .22.

    Brad
     
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    I would like to be shot with one of those REally high end video cameras, and subsequently paid millions for being so great!
    hahahah
     
  13. trickyasafox

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    i'd like to be shot by the paparazzi, exposing my affairs with lindsay lohan, brittney spears, jessica alba, and lacey chelbet, exposing our odd but suprisingly fulfilling and kinky love triangle. then retire right after college from the video sales.

    and then i woke up
     
  14. 38SnubFan

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    Old Grandad, Jack Daniels, or even some SoCo would be nice! ;)

    I've had it the other way around, usually my co-workers picking fun of me (and it's always in good fun, not to insult anyone) for carrying a .38 Spl. snubbie.

    My response was, "How about you stand over there, and I'll shoot you with it, and you tell me if it's ineffective or not." :evil:

    I've yet to find any of them willing to take me up on the offer. :D

    I now regularly carry a .45 ACP. NOBODY there disrespects that choice of caliber, as it's the preference of the majority there.

    -Snub
     
  15. Redneck Revolver

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    wouldnt that be a love pentagon trickasafox?
     
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