Skunk in Arizona: Insert a Caption

[BerettaNut92]

At a gun store in Phoenix. Insert a caption.

 

[spacemanspiff]

my dear black beauty, how i wish we could leave here together. but the fates are against us. i will return someday! and make you mine, all mine....

 

[Duke of Lawnchair]

"I farted."

 

[10-Ring]

I have found a place where detachable mags, pistol grips & humans live in harmony.....

 

[Psssniper]

Put that down
You'll shoot yer eye out kid

 

[NMshooter]

"You mean I could have 15 round mags to go with it?"

 

[berettaman]

Crap! No place for carbon fiber anything!!!

 

[Firethorn]

I'm going to miss you, my Kidney.

 

[yesterdaysyouth]

"but it has a plastic hammer....."

 

[Valkman]

"I have to get out of Crappyfornia so I can own cool stuff"

 

[Atticus]

It rained all night the day he left ...the weather it was dry....oh Skunk-a-billy...oh don't you cry for thee...you'll be back in Arizona with a Storm right on your knee.

 

[Lonestar.45]

"Mall Ninja succumbs to sticker shock"

 

[SteelyDan]

"Dude, I was partying with some strippers until 3:00 a.m., just give me your bottom line so I can go home and take a nap."

 

[fistful]

Not a caption: What be that weapon the Skunk fondles?

 

[Duke of Lawnchair]

What be that weapon the Skunk fondles?

fistful,

That is a Beretta CX4 Storm.

-Jim

 

[fistful]

Thought so. Something about an Italian gun with that kind of flair calls for a parody of some line from an opera. I'm just not cultured enough to pull it off. Would any of us get it, anyway?

 

[Preacherman]

"Dude, I was partying with some strippers

Dan, didn't you mean "stripper clips"?

 

[45R]

Dude turn off the flashfill.......

 

[hso]

No I'm not CRYING! I've just got something stuck in my eye.

 

[hso]

B,b, but I WANT it! Sniff.

 

[InfernoMDM]

I wish this was a MP5

 

[GunnySkox]

"It.. it's so... tactical! *sniff*"

~Slam_Fire
"Oop, now I'm all verklempt, talk amongst yourselves. Here, I'll give you a topic: over-under shotguns are neither over, nor under, discuss."

 

[entropy]

*sob,sob* [Skunky's best Gov. Arnold voice] All of dem![/Skunky's best Arnold voice]

or again, same voice: "Does it come in a 40 watt range?"


"I didn't need the left one, anyhow!" *snif*

 

[spartacus2002]

"So who's gonna stuff this baby under their jacket and walk out with it -- me, or Bam Bam?"

 

[Calhoun]

"I always thought they were kidding about me shooting my eye out!!"

or

"Please let me stay here. I'll sleep on a cot in the back and won't make any noise. Well, some noises, but they are happy noises."

or

"This thing costs HOW MUCH?!?!? But, I only got a nickel."