Skunk in Arizona: Insert a Caption

[Hot brass]

Put finger in eye, pull trigger.

 

[SaLted_peanUTs]

That looks like Legendary Guns, good store

 

[WhoKnowsWho]

Hey, I don't see the picture!

After he gets back to Cali
"Where'd all the guns go?"

 

[El Tejon]

"Skunk, master of camoflague, disguises himself as a red X."

Ninja, vanish!

 

[BerettaNut92]

Dad's web host went down this AM. I think I exceeded bandwidth

At my parents' place celebrating 1/1/2005 (isn't the real New Year in February??). Will repost attaching to thread tomorrow when I get home.

 

[grampster]

But my Mommy said I could have it!

 

[Schuey2002]

*sniff *

"I gotta move out of Cali.."

 

[tex_n_cal]

"...Damn, if computer guys in Arizona could at least make half of what they make in California, I could afford to move..."

alternate:

"...damn, it's just not big enough for my Korean girfriend..."

 

[Schuey2002]

"I wonder if this thing will fit under my back seat.."

*sigh*

 

[Len_in_Phoenix]

When were you in town Skunk?

....and a big +1 for Legendary Guns. Although, I would have gone for the stuff on the wall behind where you were standing in the pic instead of the Storm.

Len in PHoenix

 

[32WCF]

From the title of this thread, I thought it was gonna be about John McCain.

 

[chevrofreak]

Owned

 

[Quintin Likely]

"My precioussssssssss...."

On a side note, CX4s are verboten in California?

 

[chetth]

You'll shoot you eye out with that thing

 

[another okie]

Two Italian operatic possiblities:

"O mio babbino caro..."
(O my sweet little one, from Gianni Schicchi, text Forzano, music Puccini)

"Dove sono i bei momenti di dolcezza e di piacer?"
(Where have they gone, those sweet moments of happiness and pleasure? - from the Marriage of Figaro, words by DaPonte, music by Mozart.)

 

[Chuck Jennings]

What Santa didn't bring for Skunky this Christmas.

 

[JJohnston015]

Now for a completely different angle

"Would this work good on the barber who gave me this haircut?"

 

[Andrew Wyatt]

Roses are red, berettas are black....

 

[tex_n_cal]

another okie said:

"O mio babbino caro..."(O my sweet little one, from Gianni Schicchi, text Forzano, music Puccini)

"Dove sono i bei momenti di dolcezza e di piacer?"
(Where have they gone, those sweet moments of happiness and pleasure? - from the Marriage of Figaro, words by DaPonte, music by Mozart.)

Damn! I didn't know anyone in Oklahoma could speak Italian. I shall have to go see Phantom of the Opera again and try to find an appropriate lyric in reply.

 

[Big Bad Wolf]

If only you came in 10mm!

 

[carebear]

Two Italian operatic possiblities:

"O mio babbino caro..."

I was thinking a paraphrase...

"O mio Beretta carbine...."

(sing it, it actually parses)

 

[Lonestar.45]

"*sniff*.....and to think I spent my last dollar on that aerodynamic wing for the trunklid of my 1989 Prelude...*sniff*...."

 

[axeman_g]

molto bella princepessa ....

(most beautiful princess)

 

[denfoote]

Auf Deutsch.

Verbotten????
Vas ist los?????

 

[Kharn]

This photo, taken seconds before the shop owner realized poor Skunkabilly was a Californian and retrieved his Beretta Storm before the tears caused any rust on his merchandise, shows the effects of a deprived gun owner touching freedom.

Kharn