RevDisk, that sounds like an interesting story...
Ok, now that I finally got some sleep, here's the story. Probably off-topic, but hey I think it's a nifty story.
One of buddies helped organize a small Ren Faire. He decided to have a nice old fashion ox roast. Called up a couple places, and finally got a company to deliver said ox a few hours before the official ox roast start time.
Everything is going smoothly at Ren Faire until a pickup truck with a very large enclosed trailer shows up. Said enclosed trailer turns out to contain an ox. A live one. Whoops, buddy forgot to request a dead cleaned one.
A bunch of us have a huttle and try to decide how to fix the situation. While this is going on, a small group of vegetarians are petting said ox and encouraging the kids to do the same. They also name the ox "Betsy". (Why, I have no freakin clue.)
Two of the people there were hunters, and knew how to properly clean the hide. I would have done so myself, but I literally have zero knowledge of how to do so. One snag, their kids were now petting Betsy and they didn't want to "traumatize" their kids. The kids were all really young, so in the interest of saving on therapy bills, I volunteered to kill the ox.
Now, I've never killed an ox before and the bloody ox was a big critter. I look around for a proper weapon to kill the land whale.... I decided on a nice Scottish Claymore sword (sorry, sorry, "Claidheamh-mor" for you rabid Scots out there). The sword was as tall as me, and weighed a ton.
I get the vegetarians to pet the ox to keep it relatively still. As it's a Ren Faire, they don't think it's odd for a guy to have a giant sword.
One swipe of the Claymore later, the vegetarians and I are covered in blood, and Betsy's head is seperated from Betsy's body. I was honestly surprised how much blood Betsy had, and how messy a beheading really is. I'll skip the details.
Well, I felt kinda guilty for poor Betsy... That is, until they chucked Betsy over a fire and Betsy started smelling really good. I got some interesting looks from people walking around in a Ren outfit literally covered in blood head to toe.