Back in BC time (Before Children) the wife had some legal business in San Fan-gango. We stayed in one of the big old Hotels that sort of survived the Great fire and I wasted a day finding out the Presido had been gutted of its military museum a few months earlier when the Army gave it to the city (a cruel hoax on a guy from Florida that dreamed of it on that long, long flight)
In the hopes of recovering some historical value from the trip (I was a social studies teacher at the time) I rode every street car line (talk about "shakey-cam") and then hopped off at one of the turnabouts dow by the bay. After wading through street performers I visited some marintine stuff here and there and commenced walking among the shops.
From across the street I saw on a shop wall a Root rifle!
Holding onto my wallet and valuables I made my way across stream to the shop it was in. I maintained a stare on the Root least it evaporate before I arrived. I was well in the shop and had an attached sales man that had already determined what video camera brand and model I had and what the most profit worthy item that fit it in the shop I absolutely needed when a great sadness fell over me.
It was in fact a zinc Japanese "non- gun." It was the only gun related thing in the shop. On my way out, with the excited sales person having switched to a different accessory I could surely use on my visit to SF I noted the only none smiling idiotically non highly animated person in the shop. He tended to watch the salesmen rather than the customers and was parked next to the register. He gave a some what nasty smile and said "My rifle got another I see." In a brief conversation it turned out he the shop owner had an interest in such things, had wanted a Root and that "toy" was the best he could do. He had originally put it up in the hopes of attracting some one who might have a lead on a nice real one, but it had served to bring "a couple a week" of folks like me, many of whom could not ignore the leaping puppy like salesmen and left with piles of good deals on camera equipment.
You know I am surprised no one has called for a section on THR in Tools and Tech for "non-guns"
-kBob