Wow... what a coincidence. This is eerily similar to something that happened to me the other day.
There was this knock at the door, so I went to it and looked through the peephole.
There were three guys standing there in smocks with stethoscopes hung around their necks.
I opened the door and said, "Yeah?"
They introduced themselves as doctors and said they'd had a report that there might be someone sick in my house, then asked if they could come in.
I agreed and and they then entered. One of them asked if they could wander around my place and look for evidence of illness and the like.
Since they were being so nice about it I agreed and two of them took off to see what was in my medicine cabinet, make sure that none of my prescriptions were expired, what sort of meds I might keep in the bedroom; stuff like that.
The third one who stayed with me asked if I was sure I wasn't sick. I said, "Nope, I feel pretty good in fact."
He said that you can never be sure or be too careful and asked if I would mind if he gave me a prostate exam.
Now, I could have been stubborn and insisted that he get a warrant for that, but since he was being so nice and polite about it I figured what the heck.. sure, go for it.
Besides, I knew if he had to get the warrant and come back, the exam would be a whole lot less civil.
So I dropped trou, assumed the position and let him exercise his medical expertise.
Shortly thereafter the other two came back into the living room and stated that everything seemed in order. On their way out one of them commented that I sure had a lot of over the counter stuff in my bathroom and did I have allergies or something?
All in all it went pretty well, almost pleasant even.
Wonder which one of my neighbors might have reported illness at my place.
Also wonder if there was anything I overlooked, did wrong, or could do better next time?