Just got back from a late spring cat hunt..

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hogshead, with the new fire-hardening technique, the matter of hardwood vs softwood is moot. It really comes down to the old light and fast, or heavy and slow argument. Does the club swing naturally, where's the center of percussion? These are the questions a cat-clubber should be asking!
 
Mine has a Troy Ind. quad-rail with an Trijicon Reflex, Magpul AFG, and an Eotech HHS II magnifier. I recently decided to mount a X-series Surefire light, a Laserlyte Kryptonyte, and swapped the factory stock for a VLTOR Modstock.

I'm saving up for a Gemtech Halo... ya know... for quiet work. :cool:

It's a tacticlub.
 
We like to use a high B.C. club. Something around 15,000 B.C. or so. My wife swings a club at low velocity but uses heavy for length tight grained dense wood clubs. None of those fangled tacticool rigs for us.

Like my wife always says after the kill.. "Uuuhhhh gahhugh ahhh ahh."

What more can you say about it really?
 
These liberated women.....

They wear giant sloth fur, they carry a club, they chose their own mates and they'll say anything that comes to their minds.

I don't know what this world is coming too. Heck I've even heard that there is this thing called global warming and that the continental ice shelf is receding. What's next? Mass extinction of the Saber tooth cats? Cave bears? Mastodon?
 
Mama always told me I should have married this nice Cro-Magnon girl from the next tribe. She said “Son, abba du lokdu. Neclu don dulalala.” “A Cro-Magnon girl knows how to cook, will raise your children, and won’t spend all your rocks on fancy bearskins.”

Did I listen? No. I had to have a “modern girl”. I married this pretty Neanderthal who insists on having shoes and a big fancy cave with nice paintings.

Mom was right.
 
So have you house-trained the new kitty yet?

Regarding ugly girls, yes its true, they always treat you better.
 
I saw several mammoth but they only had 10 feet of ivory showing from the lip and this area is a trophy only area. Not to mention we left our heavy double spears at home. And I am aware that Ungh uhbell killed lots of mammoth with his light 275 spear. We don't like to chunk any thing lighter than a small boulder or at least run them off a 458 foot cliff.
 
I guess cavemen even need something to talk about, and if disagreement occurs, "Rule of the Fastest Club" applies- bang them with your club, field dress them, and throw the select parts in stew pot.
 
Ungh Uhbell's cave drawings depicting the light 275 spear placement are amazing. Unfortunatly many a cave man misinterpreted these paintings and ended up very very flat. The 458 foot cliff is the much safer method of hunting these wooley beast.

Ungh Uhbell's talents with his light skinny little spear is unmatched by almost any other caveman.
 
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