Most of the "instruction" manuals seem to have been written by someone whose second (or third) language is English.....
So true ... guilty!The first line of every instruction sheet should read, "Now that you have retrieved these instructions from the trash..."
When I built compressors. The blueprint was a giant 3 ring binder full of schematics. The lead electrician had a similar thing. But it was an 8x11 magnifying sheet. I think it was only 2x.
Or they write em for a 3rd grader. And that comes in handy sometimes.
And maybe they could increase the font size a little bit!
Especially for once upon a time wannabe handloaders, maybe the following should be in Braille: “YOU SHOULD HAVE READ THE INSTRUCTIONS IN THE FIRST PLACE!”That's why I had to get one of these
That is incredibly annoying! I bought an NVMe card-disk extension for my HP laptop and the silicon insulation was folded in with the multinational information slip. Why? Who knows. But the instructions said explicitly not to install the card without the insulation strip.- the cardboard inside the clamshell package was a FOLDED piece of cardboard. I unfolded the cardboard and the Instructions were plain as day - once I found them.
What?! You read a manual to learn not to read a manual? Turn in your man card!Page 76 of the Manly Manual explicitly states that instructions are only to be used as an absolute last resort, and reading and/or following said instructions is never to be admitted to publicly.
That must be in the Manly Manbun Manual. The Uncivilized Redneck Manual says, “Don’t pay no mind to what anybody else thinks, just do whatever it takes to get ‘r done!”Page 76 of the Manly Manual explicitly states that instructions are only to be used as an absolute last resort, and reading and/or following said instructions is never to be admitted to publicly.
Ironic, isn't it?What?! You read a manual to learn not to read a manual? Turn in your man card!