eagle45
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Ha! That is rich. As opposed to all the Harley Riders on their 'poker runs' that end up at the local Harley Boutique (oops, I mean Bike Shop) to stock up on t-shirts and leather.
Oh yeah, good job on the wood chuck!
Just threatened by a biker dude..
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Ha! That is rich. As opposed to all the Harley Riders on their 'poker runs' that end up at the local Harley Boutique (oops, I mean Bike Shop) to stock up on t-shirts and leather.
Oh yeah, good job on the wood chuck!
Zen21Tao
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Too bad you aren't here in Florida (or another "stand your ground" state). You could have handed him one of the Brady Campains nice little "shoot first law" warning pamphlets. 
jrou111
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That's funny.
You should have discharged you AR right into the ground to the left of you and said "oops"
You should have discharged you AR right into the ground to the left of you and said "oops"
wheelgunslinger
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Meh. Doesn't matter what he was riding. A doofus is a doofus.
I ride a Honda (81 CB900f supersport) and a BMW (K100) and I never act like that to anyone. Though, I meet a lot of leatherboy posers on cruisers and old goldwings that try real hard. In fact, I saw a clean cut yuppie on a Suzuki cruiser with an "81" sticker on his wee little skull cap just a few days ago. I zipped around him on the Beemer and was laughing inside my helmet.
Idiots are everywhere. And a lot of people in the world are looking to strap on a self image or personality in lieu of doing the hard work of self discovery and walking your own path which lead to being the real thing (what made the early HA's and Outlaws legendary icons of American culture). Combine it with the motorcycle iconography and you have a nexus of stoopid that can only be expressed by a guy like that.
What a doofus.
I ride a Honda (81 CB900f supersport) and a BMW (K100) and I never act like that to anyone. Though, I meet a lot of leatherboy posers on cruisers and old goldwings that try real hard. In fact, I saw a clean cut yuppie on a Suzuki cruiser with an "81" sticker on his wee little skull cap just a few days ago. I zipped around him on the Beemer and was laughing inside my helmet.
Idiots are everywhere. And a lot of people in the world are looking to strap on a self image or personality in lieu of doing the hard work of self discovery and walking your own path which lead to being the real thing (what made the early HA's and Outlaws legendary icons of American culture). Combine it with the motorcycle iconography and you have a nexus of stoopid that can only be expressed by a guy like that.
What a doofus.
ReadyontheRight
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Good one!I also like the "taking a shot while talking to a girl" angle.
Bigjake
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I knew you guys would love that.
Y'all crack me up.
My bad completely calling that guy a biker, fruedian slip or something on my part.
my first bike is in pieces in my barn currently, its a 76 sportster, and has kinda sorta loud pipes on it, so i can't say anything about "them damned noisy bikes"
Y'all crack me up.
My bad completely calling that guy a biker, fruedian slip or something on my part.
my first bike is in pieces in my barn currently, its a 76 sportster, and has kinda sorta loud pipes on it, so i can't say anything about "them damned noisy bikes"
joab
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I'm gonna call BS on the story also
Everyone knows you meet the nicest people on a Honda
You gotta be kinda old to get that one, I think
Everyone knows you meet the nicest people on a Honda
You gotta be kinda old to get that one, I think
12-34hom
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Scooter trash = Dairy Queen outlaw.
There all alike.
12-34hom.
There all alike.
12-34hom.
DMSHEPARD
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Well handled I'd say.
Harleys are cool but don't knock the Wings. I mean really, do you want your great-grandfather on something that doesn't stand up on its own? Two of my buddies were layed over going around an off ramp as fast as there little rockets would go and somebodys grandfather passed them on the outside with a Wing like they were standing still, and he even had his radio on!
Harleys are cool but don't knock the Wings. I mean really, do you want your great-grandfather on something that doesn't stand up on its own? Two of my buddies were layed over going around an off ramp as fast as there little rockets would go and somebodys grandfather passed them on the outside with a Wing like they were standing still, and he even had his radio on!
Bigjake
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anything with 4 wheels.... :banghead:
Another funny thing, I didn't feel outgunned against some beligerent ******* on a HONDA with my AR.
If he would've had a harley, only my FAL wouldn've made me feel secure
Another funny thing, I didn't feel outgunned against some beligerent ******* on a HONDA with my AR.
If he would've had a harley, only my FAL wouldn've made me feel secure
eagle45
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Very true Joab, very true! Doesn't seem that long ago though.
freebird
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I think that is hilarious!!! I am sure he soiled his pants and was not thinking with his head:banghead:
Let's not forget that loud pipes do save lives. That is a fact. I cannot count how many times people have heard me before they have seen me and I do not ride in any blind spots. So as for the loud pipes there is a reason for some of us "non-posers" to have loud pipes. The others, I like to call them RUBS. Rich Urban Bikers.
Let's not forget that loud pipes do save lives. That is a fact. I cannot count how many times people have heard me before they have seen me and I do not ride in any blind spots. So as for the loud pipes there is a reason for some of us "non-posers" to have loud pipes. The others, I like to call them RUBS. Rich Urban Bikers.
qlajlu
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I don't think any of us will live that long.Biker said:
Preacherman
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Reminds me of one of our local old coots - errr, "characters". He's in his late '70's, tall, thin, with a long flowing white beard. He putt-putts around town on a 1960's Vespa scooter from time to time, beard flowing in the wind, wearing a US WW2 helmet and aviation goggles. Quite a well-known sight.
A year or two back, our new Harley dealership opened up, and quite a few out-of-town bikers came in for the festivities, Harleys, black leather and all. This gent arrived on his Vespa to scope out the scenery. Much loud and profane mockery ensued from the visiting Harley riders. It stopped - dead - when the old gent dismounted from his Vespa, reached into a saddlebag, pulled out a Ruger Blackhawk with a loooooooong barrel, stuffed it into his waistband, nodded politely to the scoffers, and sauntered slowly into the dealership (where the staff had his mug of coffee waiting - they knew him!).
I enjoyed that . . .
A year or two back, our new Harley dealership opened up, and quite a few out-of-town bikers came in for the festivities, Harleys, black leather and all. This gent arrived on his Vespa to scope out the scenery. Much loud and profane mockery ensued from the visiting Harley riders. It stopped - dead - when the old gent dismounted from his Vespa, reached into a saddlebag, pulled out a Ruger Blackhawk with a loooooooong barrel, stuffed it into his waistband, nodded politely to the scoffers, and sauntered slowly into the dealership (where the staff had his mug of coffee waiting - they knew him!).
I enjoyed that . . .
Rezin
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I love the sweeping generalizations here.
Quite funny. Oh, the "rice burner" gold wings, are made in Ohio (Along wioth the VTX's).... with nearly the same amount of American parts as the other American Bike (Made with lots of chinese parts.)
I own a bike shop, and I know REAL bad asses on Hondas, and lots of pu$$ies on Harley's... One shoudln't generalize..... Otherwise we are all crazy gun folks, shooting things on the side of the road........
Quite funny. Oh, the "rice burner" gold wings, are made in Ohio (Along wioth the VTX's).... with nearly the same amount of American parts as the other American Bike (Made with lots of chinese parts.)
I own a bike shop, and I know REAL bad asses on Hondas, and lots of pu$$ies on Harley's... One shoudln't generalize..... Otherwise we are all crazy gun folks, shooting things on the side of the road........
NineseveN
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I would've handed him the woodchuck.
Saw a hardcore 1%er at the Harley shop early one Saturday morning, buying oil. He was whipcord lean, was flying his colors, and had ridden up there on his scoot in house slippers. Damnedest thing I'd seen, and no way I or anyone else with any sense was gonna say jack about it, either. This one had the look of someone you don't want to mess with.
DMSHEPARD
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I would've handed him the woodchuck.
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