Godfather
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(yes, this is ripped off of the "where the French came from" joke)
So, when God created America, He gave California the best waves, the nicest vineyards, the balmiest weather, the hottest chicks, the best tans, and the movie industry. But this made the other states jealous. "God, why do they get everything? It seems kind of unfair," whined the rest of the country. "I guess it is pretty unfair," replied God. "Here, I don't like destroying My creation, so I'll just create a new abomination that will mar the beauty of California enough to make it equal with you other states." So God created Californian politicians.
So, when God created America, He gave California the best waves, the nicest vineyards, the balmiest weather, the hottest chicks, the best tans, and the movie industry. But this made the other states jealous. "God, why do they get everything? It seems kind of unfair," whined the rest of the country. "I guess it is pretty unfair," replied God. "Here, I don't like destroying My creation, so I'll just create a new abomination that will mar the beauty of California enough to make it equal with you other states." So God created Californian politicians.