She came well appointed with safety primer and scale
And I thought "this is it"! My 401K is oh, so well.
Then I began to have doubts as my rate of fire increased
and now I have a new love, I have progressed into bliss.
It's classic this, it's classic that
It's pro auto and pro drum
But I'm not a pro so I'm not worthy
and I've found a new love, I have progressed into bliss.
The finest ever made, the finest at any cost.
If you will partake of her allure you will never be lost.
She is engineered like no other, her engineers are the envy of the land.
but CS charges shipping so alas, I have progressed into bliss.
Take my challenger, take my breechlock
Take my classic loader if you must.
Take my load, be it my master,
for now I have a new love, I have progressed into bliss.