Mall Ninja Glock Attachment For Your AR

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Ben Shepherd
Glock owners/entusiasts I'm sorry in advance, but I've been waiting YEARS for this opportunity-

A GLOCK IS A "MALL-NINJA" ATTACHMENT!!!

Running for the door now......

Wait Ben, I thought Glocks were perfection:what: ...... adding an accessory would imply there was something missing. NO NO I can feel my entire universe collapsing around me. I must get to the mall before the world implodes !
Notice how you've never seen this kind of crap for a 1911 or it's cousins? :neener:
 

I know we're just having fun here, but I want to sincerely thank you for posting that cocking handle. I know a quad in a wheelchair who jury-rigged something like this for the slide of his gun from a clipdraw. He's has limited use of his hands, but he can still point and shoot, he just couldn't rack the slide. This sort of attachment has a legitimate use for some of the more vulnerable members of our society, the ones who need 2A protection and don't have the option of running away from a threat.
 
That is a stupid idea….
But, I instantly came up with a better way of doing that.
Which is more sad????

Now, should I post my idea here??? Or should I go to see if there is a patent on it already?
I think you could attach any handgun to any under-rail with my idea here…..
Or attaching rifles to other rifles to that matter… ( I know, very stupid)
 
I know we're just having fun here, but I want to sincerely thank you for posting that cocking handle. I know a quad in a wheelchair who jury-rigged something like this for the slide of his gun from a clipdraw. He's has limited use of his hands, but he can still point and shoot, he just couldn't rack the slide. This sort of attachment has a legitimate use for some of the more vulnerable members of our society, the ones who need 2A protection and don't have the option of running away from a threat.

It makes sense if you do the "Israeli Draw" where you carry with a full magazine but nothing in the chamber. Especially if your other hand is busy pulling someone to safety, etc. and you need to go for your pistol. Not debating that style of carry, but it does make sense. And for those who have done some one-handed drills it makes even more sense.
 
The Israelis have developed some interesting gun stuff in constant efforts to gain any advantage over their enemies. When you're surrounded by hostile nations and under constant attack you'll try almost anything to get an edge. Even if something doesn't work as well as you imagined it might spark a better idea that does work well.

As for one handed cocking, LAPD SIS had Kimber flatten the top of the slide and square the leading edge of the rear sight on the SIS 1911s so the slide could be cycled one handed.
 
The ATF considers the stock on the AR to also be the stock on the Glock, when used with that attachment. You'd either need to register it as an SBR, or find another barrel that's over 16" long.
 
"Did anyone else see the muzzle mounted tire deflator or the rail mounted window breaker?"

It's actually a window BRAKER... :S

And, wouldn't having a handgun attached to a rifle entirely defeat the purpose of a handgun?
 
I thought "gunchucks" was another name for Chuck Norris's pointer fingers. :D

~Dale
 
"The Israelis have developed some interesting gun stuff in constant efforts to gain any advantage over their enemies. When you're surrounded by hostile nations and under constant attack you'll try almost anything to get an edge."

perhaps a better edge would be carrying with a loaded chamber....
 
I think they are showing their "Glock Cocking Handle." I guess such an accessory could be useful for "Israeli carry" (hammer down, chamber empty).

Oh, so that's what that thing is. I thought maybe it was the aftermarket slide plate with the "fun" switch on it turning into basically a select fire G18. Actually, it looks like it's for one handed cocking as you can hook the attachment on your belt or holster and push down to rack the slide.

As for the Glock mount on an AR? That's über gay. :rolleyes:
 
hopefully they will never encounter anyone in a tight corridor.... how would they ever get their stance setup and have their elbows out enough to rack the slide.....

i just dont see that can possibly be as fast as drawing without having to chamber a round....
 
What's wrong with already having a round chambered? Glocks are designed to be carried this way and I do it all the time without a problem. Besides, you can already have in in your hand since they say it doubles as a forward grip.
 
hopefully they will never encounter anyone in a tight corridor.... how would they ever get their stance setup and have their elbows out enough to rack the slide.....

i just dont see that can possibly be as fast as drawing without having to chamber a round....

All good points, but there seem to be a lot of professionals there that do this and encounter badness on a regular basis. Like I said, guess it works for them!
 
i would assume that their pistols would be last resort and really don't get to use them that much... tanks, rockets, rifles, smgs, and then pistol that seems to be the correct order of things with rockets and tanks being a tie..
 
i found the most amusing part the dive rolling out from cover then chambering a round....


as he rolls out he would have been shot at least 4 times

1st i would never have had an unloaded chamber...
2nd if i did have an unloaded chamber i would have chamberd before coming out of cover...
and 3rd i dont think i would do a dive roll... i would probably peek out the side and then throw a grenade :p
 
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