Skinsanity
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- Feb 2, 2010
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So I came up with these...feel free to add on.
You might be a Mall Ninja if:
1. You call your parents basement "The Underground Tactical Training Facility"
2. On your concealed weapon applicatione, where it asks for previous Firearms training or experience, you put "Call of Duty, XBox 360"
3. You call a suit and tie a Urban Ghillie Suit
4. You think that Kia should offer a spectra with Digital Camoflage paint.
5. The cargo pockets of your dockers weigh more than a Force Recon Assault load.
6. You could jump start a car with your AR-15
7. Glock isnt a firearm, its a lifestyle.
8. The sheeple around you will never understand.
9. You refer to your parents as "Secret financial backers of a security organization".
10. You bought your combat boots at Foot Locker.
11. You have Debriefings at Starbucks with your squad.
12. You have ever said "Don't call me [insert your name here], My call sign is......!!!"
13. You know exactly what its like to take hostile fire, because youre best friend is a navy SEAL.
14. You think the term Mall Ninja , is immature.
15. Zombies, will attack...oh yes...they will.
16. The Beef jerky guy at the gun show knows you by name, and has your visa card on file.
17. Airsoft is exactly like combat.
18. You have asked your mom to let out several inches so your tactical vest will fit.
19. You believe Nutnfancy trained Chuck Norris.
20. Youre threat level III body armor is made by old navy.
You might be a Mall Ninja if:
1. You call your parents basement "The Underground Tactical Training Facility"
2. On your concealed weapon applicatione, where it asks for previous Firearms training or experience, you put "Call of Duty, XBox 360"
3. You call a suit and tie a Urban Ghillie Suit
4. You think that Kia should offer a spectra with Digital Camoflage paint.
5. The cargo pockets of your dockers weigh more than a Force Recon Assault load.
6. You could jump start a car with your AR-15
7. Glock isnt a firearm, its a lifestyle.
8. The sheeple around you will never understand.
9. You refer to your parents as "Secret financial backers of a security organization".
10. You bought your combat boots at Foot Locker.
11. You have Debriefings at Starbucks with your squad.
12. You have ever said "Don't call me [insert your name here], My call sign is......!!!"
13. You know exactly what its like to take hostile fire, because youre best friend is a navy SEAL.
14. You think the term Mall Ninja , is immature.
15. Zombies, will attack...oh yes...they will.
16. The Beef jerky guy at the gun show knows you by name, and has your visa card on file.
17. Airsoft is exactly like combat.
18. You have asked your mom to let out several inches so your tactical vest will fit.
19. You believe Nutnfancy trained Chuck Norris.
20. Youre threat level III body armor is made by old navy.
