Mall Ninja???? Huh?

[Werewolf]

I've been participating here for a couple of months now. So far IMNSHO THR is the best firearms forum around - except for one thing...

You guys use a lot of terms that leave much to the imagination. For example just what the heck is a MALL NINJA? I can imagine but then what I imagine may not be what y'all mean.

So what the heck is a Mall Ninja and while you're at it could ya define some of the other THR lingo terms y'all use so us new guys will know what the heck yur talkin' about.

 

[eatatjoes]

http://www.mallninja.com/

funny thing is i found this before i found the highroad. there is more to the story but that's all i know about the mall ninjas.

 

[echo3mike]

Comes from a post on Glock IIRC talk that got circulated through TFL. I think the original link is here.

Enjoy.

S.

 

[Greg L]

Click on the library link at the top of the page and there are some of the other lingo terms listed there.

Or just ask and soon you will have a bunch of the assorted old farts .. er .. timers pulling up a stump to the cyber campfire and starting off "Well, you see that particular term came about when Skunky......" .

Greg

 

[BeLikeTrey]

That has GOT TO BE THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER READ in my life!!!!!!

Hope he isn't a security guard in a mall near me!!!

 

[BerettaNut92]

Unfortunately, I can't take credit for Mall Ninja. It's one of those things I wish I made up but didn't. Same with Tactical Poser

 

[ZepTepiNeteru]

Eatatjoes & Echo3mike,

That guy is a poser...

Everyone in mall security knows that you cut down your trauma plates to fit in the soles of your ninjitsu boots so that .308 snipers cant shoot you in the soles while climbing walls.