mall ninja?
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watch us learn that one day, the USMC learns the space-age value of duct tape, and uses it to fix their M16s when they go past the warranty.
also, it looks like you had Gecko, then he created an alt to have someone agree with his crap, then someone else chimed in to carry on the joke.
regardless, it is always entertaining.
Especially the part about wall-walker boots. Gets me every time.
also, it looks like you had Gecko, then he created an alt to have someone agree with his crap, then someone else chimed in to carry on the joke.
regardless, it is always entertaining.
Especially the part about wall-walker boots. Gets me every time.
pfc.pennington
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Thanks for the laugh.
hatchetbearer
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so who exactly would register all these NFA weapons and if you cut a CAR stock down, wouldnt you cut into the buffer tube making it worthless?
ogree
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LMAO.....more words of wisdom from gecko45.
http://9x19mm.com/forum/index.php?sid=cff3cf48a52d62e1b8de02e8eb62f519
http://9x19mm.com/forum/index.php?sid=cff3cf48a52d62e1b8de02e8eb62f519
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just read the link about what a mall ninja is,wow,lol,couple of guestion ,hope someone can help me to understand,first,when i started to read i thought this guy was trying to say he was some type of secreat agent,i mean 2 extra cermanic plates in a brief case to cover head shots,lol,which he said was so his partner could get off the long shots,and the part about taking all those shots to his back,i guess the first thing i would be thinking is find better cover,then i see hes a security guard at a mall,lol,why is he taking fire at work?is there a price war we should know about?someone must have some great deals if its coming to that,another thing i dont understand is sence he says hes a ninja and knows how to use the special wall climbing boots ,why does it take him 8 1/2 minutes to get to the sceen?actueally knew a guy like him,was funny at first,always had a gun strapped in the straingest places,just knew he was some type of special loe,sounds to me like someone needs to take their meds,its people like this that make others afraid of the common man's right to have guns
give
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another question,lol,can he still call it a long gun if he cuts it down?lol,dame,i hate the fact that i missed all this
give
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sorry for posting soo much,lol,but reading this as i go,now he has missles for the golf carts?lol
Working Man
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Bless you Rachen, have not read that in a long time.
bigfoot311
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ive heard about the mall ninja from friends, but reading it verbatim... priceless
Claude Clay
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statue for Gecko
one was constructed at the lebrea tar pits
one was constructed at the lebrea tar pits
I usually keep my thoughts to myself. In this case, I will make exception.
So, my wife and daughter offer to take me out for my birthday...any where I want to eat. There is this awesome cook-at-your-table joint in the mall. But, before we go, I'm checking my MPCL is in the wallet, G17 is loaded, I have 2 spare 17-round mags, and a G19C as my back-up pistol. My wife and daughter snicker and prod me about if I expect trouble from the cook.
I give my typical overly-serious don't screw with me look back, and ask if they want Mall Ninja to protect them. I check my money (yes, I had to pay), and we were out the door.
Ten minutes later, we enter the mall parking lot. A couple of idiot drivers nearly t-bone us, and I let them go first. I'm not in a rush. There is one security personnel vehicle in the whole lot. The oval lot measures more than 1.5 miles around. The vehicle was on the far side. So, we are clearly on our own. That's cool. I park the Jeep, and we walk in. I'm happily thinking of my pending, theatrically-prepared meal. <<Dang...hope the cook doesn't drop the knife this time!!>> All of the sudden...Mall Ninja Boy comes strutting like a Bandi Rooster, geared up with his radio. He's still about 100 feet away. I look to my wife and daughter and say, "Here comes the mall insecurity! Are you kidding me?!"
Mall Nijnja boy continues towards us, makes zero eye-contact, and walks on by. MNB is literally all of about 5'6" (at most), 120 pounds (at most), looks to be 15 years old (not joking), is pimple-faced and sporting an attitude as-cocky-as a yappy Chihuahua. MNB has no muscle...no firearm...no baton. I'm thinking to myself, this MNB is going to protect me?!?!?! Please!!!!
After MNB passes us, I look to my wife and daughter and ask, "That your prince-in-shining-armor?!" They look puzzled and ask, "What?", to which I respond, "If I didn't have my CCWs, that's the insecurity guard who would be defending us!" My wife literally shuddered. My daughter snickered.
If the mall intends to hire "security guards", at least hire someone who can put the scare into my 13-year old daughter, and her friends.
What the Hades is up with those funky hats they wear?! Rant off.
So, my wife and daughter offer to take me out for my birthday...any where I want to eat. There is this awesome cook-at-your-table joint in the mall. But, before we go, I'm checking my MPCL is in the wallet, G17 is loaded, I have 2 spare 17-round mags, and a G19C as my back-up pistol. My wife and daughter snicker and prod me about if I expect trouble from the cook.
I give my typical overly-serious don't screw with me look back, and ask if they want Mall Ninja to protect them. I check my money (yes, I had to pay), and we were out the door.Ten minutes later, we enter the mall parking lot. A couple of idiot drivers nearly t-bone us, and I let them go first. I'm not in a rush. There is one security personnel vehicle in the whole lot. The oval lot measures more than 1.5 miles around. The vehicle was on the far side. So, we are clearly on our own. That's cool. I park the Jeep, and we walk in. I'm happily thinking of my pending, theatrically-prepared meal. <<Dang...hope the cook doesn't drop the knife this time!!>> All of the sudden...Mall Ninja Boy comes strutting like a Bandi Rooster, geared up with his radio. He's still about 100 feet away. I look to my wife and daughter and say, "Here comes the mall insecurity! Are you kidding me?!"
Mall Nijnja boy continues towards us, makes zero eye-contact, and walks on by. MNB is literally all of about 5'6" (at most), 120 pounds (at most), looks to be 15 years old (not joking), is pimple-faced and sporting an attitude as-cocky-as a yappy Chihuahua. MNB has no muscle...no firearm...no baton. I'm thinking to myself, this MNB is going to protect me?!?!?! Please!!!!
After MNB passes us, I look to my wife and daughter and ask, "That your prince-in-shining-armor?!" They look puzzled and ask, "What?", to which I respond, "If I didn't have my CCWs, that's the insecurity guard who would be defending us!" My wife literally shuddered. My daughter snickered.
If the mall intends to hire "security guards", at least hire someone who can put the scare into my 13-year old daughter, and her friends.
What the Hades is up with those funky hats they wear?! Rant off.
I don't know how many times I have read those posts but I always end up laughing so hard my sides really do hurt. I'm not sure if Geko was serious or not but it really dosen't matter. Even if he was serious I think he is probably more dangerous to himself than anyone else.
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There is no chance, I repeat no chance, that he is serious.
Funderb
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
oh good lord, you work so mysteriously.
oh good lord, you work so mysteriously.
jrfoxx
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I agree, Gecko45 is the Andy Kaufman of the gun world. Just like Kaufman, you either get him, or you dont, love him or hate him, and, also like Kaufman, in the end, the jokes were not for your amusement in the first place, they were for his. My personal guess, is that Kaufman's biggest joke was faking his own death to get out of the spotlight, then quietly becoming Gecko45, so he could remain out of public view, but still be loved, hated, and famous, and of course, amuse himself at everyone else's expense. Just a theory.
Hard-core mall ninja's unite!
Hard-core mall ninja's unite!
I was reading those posts last night, and when Gecko said, "...ceramic plates...", I was mentally seeing some geeko with momma's best china duct taped to his body.
I did have to go blow beer out of my nose after reading, "...that means I can wear the special boots...".
I did have to go blow beer out of my nose after reading, "...that means I can wear the special boots...".
Big Boomer
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I can't believe that I missed this thread and didn't post my famous Al Gore Picture!
LMFAO BIG BOOMER!!!EXCELLENT JOB!
Now just put the Global Warming part in GREEN. It will stand out more from the background and GREEN, um, isn't that Gore's favorite word, although his mansion uses more than $3000 a month in electric bills? LOL
I did, right now. And I am still in shock. He just CAN'T BE SERIOUS, IS HE?
Does he realize how ridiculous he looks with all that gear? My God, did he ever rehearse in the mirror before he put this on line?
OMG this is got to be the funniest video I ever saw.
give
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got a good laugh from watching the videos on you tube,i was curious ,how many hours do you think this guy wears this stuff?i know this might sound mean,but i was hoping to see the bolt snap shut when he had his finger stuck up the pipe,lol
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