mall ninja?

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hey guys, I've been crusin around this site for a couple months now and have seen the term "mall ninja" tossed around a few times. could someone in the knowledge pool please explain the definition of mall ninja to a new guy?:confused:
 
If you want this, even better, the full and undiluted and uncompressed version, complete with the posts of everybody else:,


Here it is: http://www.geocities.com/suketh.geo/gun/mall_ninja.html

DISCLAIMER: You asked for it, now you have it.:D:D You have been warned. Poster assumes ABSOLUTELY NO RESPONSIBILITY for damaged keyboards or the fact that you will not be able to stop laughing. Once again, you have been warned.
 
Haha. I never knew where the term originated from. I get the impression that whoever was responsible for the origin of this term is an Andy Kaufman clone. Or they're a group of anti gunners just trying to make fun of pro gun people, and in the process piss people off and make pro gun people look like lunatics.
 
We really ought to all chip in and build a statue commemorating Gecko 45 somewhere (perhaps at the Mall of America/ MOA?).

But of course, that's not necessary.

Face it. Whoever he is, Gecko 45 has already achieved immortality.

As with the Gilgamesh Epic, people 4000 years from now will read these bizarre ramblings, and struggle to make sense of them.
 
As i've said before on other related threads, i think this guy just has a highly developed sense of humor, and the joke is on anyone that bites and argues with him. Still, funny reading.:D
 
Absolutely unbelievable. I think Gecko could be for real (real as in someone actually trying to convince people he's real - not real as in, what he claims to me) but SPECOPS has got to be a joke.

One thing I'll never understand though, is why there are always posters asking people like that to stop posting, or asking that the threads be closed. Why would anyone want to silence such a hilarious person? Their humor value is priceless.
 
Thank You Speedracer81 - I've only been on this (and other sites) for a few months, too, and never really understood what a "mall ninja" was. An explanation without reading the original threads would simply not do. "I get to wear the wall-climbing boots" -- hahahahahahahahaha!!!!! I swear, next time I go into my local mall, the Mission Impossible theme will be running rampant through my mind. That is some funny @ss ***** !
 
OK, after reading this:

No, you blithering idiot, that was a preliminary wants list, but now that our team has concluded that HK's are brass-bending plastic liability sortagunz, we have completely abandoned that original list and our carbines will be supplied by Hi-Point, or handguns by Lorcin, our backup weapons by Jennings, and our SMG's and 7.62 battle rifles(SW3's) by Special Weapons. We only deal with the best, and we feel that the caliber(pun for those of you not to sheeplike to notice) of weapons we have chosen are at the very top of their class.
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I am firmly convinced that it's a joke.
 
Oh, jeez, that's some of the funniest stuff I've ever read. Smoke grenades... in a mall.... a NEF handiRifle... in .300?

You have to wonder if the guys a bit of a comedic genuis? The writing is so ludicrous that it's scary to think he might have been serious.

Anyway - wow.
 
After seeing just how seriously some private security guards take their jobs, I am not convinced this guy is kidding, some of those guys are off their rocker. Not all, but some.
 
A mall ninja is usually a white male 19-35 who never was in the military or had any type of status (nerd in high school)- so in an effort to compensate for inadequacy they take the hobby of firearms to a warped level.

They buy tactical gear excessively (and wear it), all types of military looking guns, and then sustain them self with an ongoing fantasy that they are going to repel the Chinese/UN invasion one day. They fantasize about the local 7-11 being robbed, and how they will shoot a perp in the head as he holds the female clerk hostage... and the patrons will then erupt in applause, and he'll get a medal from the local mayor. When asked why wasn't in the military, a mall ninja generally references asthma or a knee injury... or in some cases says he was doing "black ops" for the SEALs and he can't talk about it (despite having suspect physical fitness).

On another level, a mall ninja may have an SKS rifle tricked out with a red dot, bipod, flashlight, front grip, and enough tactical accessories which exceed the cost of the Yugo SKS in the first place.

Mall ninjas usually can spend lavishly on firearms and tactical gear because they don't pay for rent or food, as they still live with their parents. :rolleyes:

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wanna see a mall ninja training video?

go to you tube and search for 'eliteteamfighting'.

don't take a sip of your coke while watching or you will spend your afternoon cleaning your computer...
 
:haha:

this thread made my day, thanks guys!

umm, can someone help me duct tape this plate to my back?
 
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