Missouri legislator wants to ban baking soda

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A little pharmaceutical chemistry:
Cocaine is typically HCl salt(cocaine-HCl). Mix it with water and just about any base, and you convert it to it free base (cocaine). The freebase is not 'fixed' as an ionic salt and is much more volatile- hence the use of glass pipes to heat it up so that the user can inhale the vapor.

They might as well ban water. Water is necessary to carry out the reaction without the use of very toxic bases which would be difficult to remove without it.

Another proof that elected officials are neither the best or brightest people in our society.
 
Oh no! I can see it now the "Mayor Bloomberg against Arm & Hammer" coalition.
Do you all realize how many stores are allowing straw purchses of baking soda?
SHOCKING, just SHOCKING!
 
This is me not being able to come up with a response to something that STUPID.:cuss:
Sorry for the inconvenience.:barf:
 
Dr. Dickie:

This is just the kinda of stuff we need the Democrats to propose more and more. What better way to get the population fed up with excessive government regulation than asinine stuff like this.

Exactly. The best way to expose a fool is to support and encourage his foolishness.
 
sounds like this legislator has been doing a bit too much baking soda... ahem... I mean....

yeah.... baking soda. :scrutiny:
 
The very concept of banning my favorite antacid and baking ingredient just destroyed 5 billion of my brain cells. I have smoked crack (hahahahaha) and only destroyed 2.5 billion brains cells.

BAN STUPID PEOPLE! It's for the children!
 
Practical comments and theoretical speculation on tin hats and gold domes

Geronimo45:

Terrific. Now we can have the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, Explosives, and Baking Soda. BATFE-BS

Haahahahahahahahaaaa!

Damned handy stuff. I keep a container of it around whenever I'm working with car batteries.

Also good for putting out grease fires in the kitchen without resorting to my Kidde extinguisher. ("A handgun is used to buy time to get to your shotgun.")

Modelers used to use it as a filler for super-gluing parts together.

It's found in many brands of toothpaste, and I used to use it straight as a dentifrice because I dislike the taste of mint in the morning. (Why don't they make coffee-flavored toothpaste?)

Great cleaner of ashtrays.

Mild abrasive for polishing off stains. (Likewise for slight scratches in plastics.)

Tremendous surface area for adsorbing and neutralizing odors. (Almost like activated charcoal, which is messy.)

My mother used to sprinkle a wee bit in her spaghetti sauce to cut the acid in the sauce --helps the flavor a lot. (From 230RN's "Recipe Book for Bachelors.")

Et cetera.

Is there, by chance, a gold dome over the Capitol Building in St. Louis?

We have a gold dome over the Capitol here in Denver and I have developed a theory about our Legislature that runs like this...

230RN's Theory of Legislative Intellect :

All humans partake, to some extent or another, of "Intelligence Rays" which come down to earth, much like Cosmic Rays, from all points in the Universe.

However, much as lead can shield us from Cosmic Rays, gold acts as an excellent shield for these Intelligence Rays.

Thus, once elected, and they enter the golden-domed Capitol Building in Denver, our Legislators are unfortunately denied the benefits of these Intelligence Rays.

Peer review of the theory by my esteemed colleagues, please?
 
IMO. Besides being stupid, I think that is another unenforceable law. What are we going to do with the offenders, jail them? I can see it now. Sentenced to counseling for baking soda possession.
As to regulating ephedrine sales, the only thing I've noticed is it's slowed down the local mom and pop cooks and henceforth resulting in less hazmat generating but meth is still very much in use. Whether it's provided by the Mexican mafia, organized crime, gangs, etc.
Anytime you regulate or ban anything that is in demand, you create a black market and there is always somebody willing to take the risk of providing it. This applies to booze (18th Amendment), drugs (legal and illegal), guns, toilet paper, sugar, anything that is in demand and then restricted.
 
230RN,
Great Theory!

Makes sense to me, as we have a Gold Dome here as well.

For years I have said turning the Capitol into an indoor range would be a whole lot more productive, and the citizens would benefit more from doing so, than what the Capitol has been providing the citizens for all these years...
 
Uses for Baking soda:
1. To make your own baking powder, stir and sift together 2 parts of Cream of Tartar to 1 part baking soda and 1 part cornstarch.

2. Be sure to keep an extra box of baking soda by your stove in case of grease or electrical fire. Scatter the powder by the handful to safely put it out.

3. Keep a container of baking soda in your garage as well as in your car to put out a fire. It won't damage anything it touches.

4. Baking soda will also put out fires in clothing, fuel, wood, upholstery and rugs.

5. Clean vegetables and fruit with baking soda. Sprinkle in water, soak and rise the produce.

6. Wash garbage cans with baking soda.

7. Soak and wash diapers with baking soda.

8. Oil and grease - stained clothing washes out better with soda added to the washing water.

9. Clean your fridge and freezer with dry soda sprinkled on a damp cloth. rinse with clear water.

10. Deodorize your fridge and freezer by putting in an open container of baking soda to absorb odors. Stir and turn over the soda from time to time. Replace every 2 months.

11. Soda absorbs kitty litter odors. Cover the bottom of the kitty box with 1 part soda; then add a layer of 3 parts kitty litter on top.

12. Always add 1/2 cup soda to your washing machine load.

13. Clean combs and brushes in a soda solution.

14. Wash food and drink containers with soda and water.

15. Wash marble-topped furniture with a solution of 3 tablespoons of soda in 1 quart of warm water. Let stand awhile, then rinse.

16. Clean formica counter tops with baking soda on a damp sponge.

17. Wash out thermos bottles and cooling containers with soda and water to get rid of stale smells.

18. To remove stubborn stains from marble, formica or plastic surfaces, scour with a paste of soda and water.

19. Wash glass or stainless steel coffee pots (but not aluminum) in a soda solution ( 3 tbsp. soda to 1 quart water).

20. Run you coffee maker through its cycle with a soda solution. Rinse.

21. Give baby bottles a good cleaning with soda and hot water.

22. Sprinkle soda on barbecue grills, let soak, then rinse off.

23. Sprinkle soda on greasy garage floor. Let stand, scrub and rinse.

24. Polish silverware with dry soda on a damp cloth. Rub, rinse and dry.

25. For silver pieces without raised patterns or cemented-on handles: place the silver on aluminum foil in an enamel pot. Add boiling water and 4 tbsp. baking soda. Let stand, rinse and dry.

26. Reduce odor build-up in your dishwasher by sprinkling some soda on the bottom.

27. Run your dishwasher through its cycle with soda in it instead of soap to give it a good cleaning.

28. To remove burned-on food from a pan: let the pan soak in soda and water for 10 minutes before washing. Or scrub the pot with dry soda and a moist scouring pad.

29. For a badly-burned pan with a thick layer of burned-on food: pour a thick layer of soda directly onto the bottom of the pan, then sprinkle on just enough water so as to moisten the soda. Leave the pot overnight, then scrub it clean next day.

30. Rub stainless steel and chrome with a moist cloth and dry baking soda to shine it up. Rinse and dry. On stainless steel, scrub in the direction of the grain.

31. Clean plastic, porcelain and glass with dry soda on a damp cloth. Rinse and dry.

32. Remove that bad smell from ashtrays with soda and water.

33. Sprinkle a bit of dry soda in your ashtrays to prevent smoldering and reduce odor.

34. Clean your bathroom with dry soda on a moist sponge - sink, tub, tiles, shower stall, etc.

35. Keep your drains clean and free-flowing by putting 4 tablespoons of soda in them each week. Flush the soda down with hot water.

36. Soak your shower curtains in water and soda to clean them.

37. To remove strong odors from your hands, wet your hands and rub them hard with soda, then rinse.

38. Sprinkle baking soda on your wet toothbrush and brush your teeth and dentures with it.

39. Sprinkle soda in tennis shoes, socks, boots and slippers to eliminate odor.

40. Add 1/2 cups or more of baking soda to your bath water to soften your skin.

41. Putting 2 tbsp. of baking soda in your baby's bath water will help relieve diaper rash irritations.

42. Apply soda directly to insect bites, rashes and poison ivy to relieve discomfort. Make a paste with water.

43. Take a soda bath to relieve general skin irritations such as measles and chicken pox.

44. Take 1/2 teaspoon of baking soda in 1/2 glass of water to relieve acid indigestion or heartburn.

45. Gargle with 1/2 tsp. baking soda in 1/2 glass of water. Freshens and cleans your mouth.

46. Used as a mouthwash, baking soda will also relieve canker sore pain.

47. To relieve sunburn: use a paste of baking soda and water.

48. Bug bites: use a poultice of baking soda and vinegar.

49. Bee sting: use a poultice of baking soda and water.

50. Windburns: moisten some baking soda and apply directly.

51. Making Play Clay with baking soda: combine 1 1/4 cups water, 2 cups soda, 1 cup cornstarch.

52. Use soda as an underarm deodorant.

53. If your baby spits up on his shirt after feeding, moisten a cloth, dip it in baking soda and dab at the dribbled shirt. The odor will go away.

54. When scalding a chicken, add 1 tsp. of soda to the boiling water. The feathers will come off easier and flesh will be clean and white.

55. Repel rain from windshield. Put gobs of baking soda on a dampened cloth and wipe windows inside and out.

56. Add to water to soak dried beans to make them more digestible.

57. Add to water to remove the "gamey" taste from wild game.

58. Use to sweeten sour dishcloths.

59. Use dry with a small brush to rub canvas handbags clean.

60. Use to remove melted plastic bread wrapper from toaster. Dampen cloth and make a mild abrasive with baking soda.

61. MAKE CRACK!!!

I think that the other 60 uses outweight the one evil use for it.
http://www.thefarm.org/charities/i4at/lib2/60soda.htm
 
baking soda...wait...does the los angeles city council know how dangerous it is...i hope so...im sure they will ban it here...

after all...they did ban "silly string"... and we know how dangerous that stuff is..dont we..
 
"They can have my baking soda when they pry it from my greasy, flour coated hands"

Molon Labe = "Come and get it!"

"A well regulated oven being necessary to the nourishment of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear Arm & Hammer shall not be infringed."

"When baking soda is outlawed, only outlaws will have biscuits. And gravy."
 
This is just another step closer to a complete Nanny-State. If Rep. Talibdin El-Amin doesn’t trust us with baking soda, do you think that he would trust us with firearms?
 
"They can have my baking soda when they pry it from my greasy, flour coated hands"

Molon Labe = "Come and get it!"

"A well regulated oven being necessary to the nourishment of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear Arm & Hammer shall not be infringed."

"When baking soda is outlawed, only outlaws will have biscuits. And gravy."

HAHA ROFLMAO dude I am using that in my signature.
 
Mrs. Titan found this thread the funniest thing she had seen in a while. But she did point out since the law requires sellers to keep records of everyone that purchases it would be much simplier to keep track of everyone who did not purchase it since we are talking about darn near everybody....
 
SoCalShooter:

56. Add to water to soak dried beans to make them more digestible.

That's a euphemism for "generates less gas." My ex-wife, who was a whiz in the kitchen, used to do this.

She said it destroys the gas-generating pectins in the beans.

My Bean-O (TM) budget went up after the divorce.

I also lost 30 lbs from my own cooking.

For relevance: GUN
 
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Why Not Just Ban Water?

It's used in just about every manufacturing process including drugs. Bums urinate it all over the streets and in the subways. Birds drink the stuff and it helps them make really messy splotches on your windshield and car finish. Hell, some people even use the stuff to wash their gas guzzling, co2 spewing, global warming exasperating cars whether they've got bird poop on them or not! PEOPLE CAN AND HAVE DROWNED IN THE STUFF! The stuff is a menace, I tell ya!

The idiocy of these people never fails to amaze me.

Relevance? It doesn't make a good self defense weapon.

Woody

"The power of those in government to use common sense shall not be infringed. It is imperative, however, to elect people to those positions of power who possess common sense. Remember that at the next election." B.E.Wood
 
I wanna get a bunch of people to demonstrate "for" him. Whne he comes out, we'll shout and praise, give him a hat(we won't show him it's a dunce cap), have him pose with a poster with the title of hte bill, and then run off. It'll show up on every forum and video site from here to Timbuktu. He'll be done with after that.
 
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