Moose in MMM lineup

[Harry Tuttle]

You're invited: Mother's Day Rally in Washington, D.C.

This Mother's Day, Sunday May 9, join the thousands who will be gathering at Capitol Hill to rally for the assault weapons ban to be renewed. We'll make it clear that President Bush must live up to his promise to keep illegal assault weapons like AK-47s and Uzis out of our neighborhoods. There are less than 50 legislative days for Congress to take action, or the assault weapons ban will expire this summer.

Our protest on Mother's Day is one of many events taking place across the country to make sure the ban is renewed. We've also held press conferences with police chiefs in major cities nationwide. And after Mother's Day, our "Halt the Assault" tour will keep pressure on the President in key 2004 battleground states.

The main event starts at 11 am on the West Lawn of the US Capitol in Washington, DC. Great weather is expected. Bring water, a blanket and a few of your best friends. Be prepared to hear powerful speakers and performers, including:

Rev. Jesse Jackson, Sr.
Senators Dianne Feinstein and Barbara Boxer
Representative Carolyn McCarthy
District of Columbia Mayor Anthony Williams
Law and Order's Richard Belzer
Fashion designer Kenneth Cole
NBA Coach Don Casey
Best-selling author Richard North Patterson
Police Chief Charles Moose

If you can't come, then please help by donating gas money to the "Halt the Assault" bus tour that will travel across the country to educate other Americans about why we need to unite to keep assault weapons off of our streets.

Sincerely,

stoptheNRA.com
and
The Million Mom March

 

[Antlurz]

I'd GLADLY donate some money to put something in their gas tank.

<sugar>

(Shouldn't that be *EX* police chief Moose?)



Ron

 

[Unlucky]

Mothballs are far worse.

 

[ny32182]

He'll fit RIGHT in.

 

[seeker_two]

Maybe he's still looking for the "real killers"...

 

[MeekandMild]

Ah yes, Mr. Moose among the carneys and shysters.

 

[morganm01]

shoot...I used to like Kenneth Cole! I even have a watch of theirs that broke. I guess I will take advantage of the warranty...again.

 

[PromptCritical]

OK,

We got Chief Bullwinkle,

Where's Rocky the flying squirrel?

That guy is an idiot (all my dad's buddies who worked for him say so) and racist to boot (my aunt has a friend that was called a "White boy" in a derogatory manner by him).

 

[crewchief]

I have some really nice Kennith Cole shirts I will have to burn. Wait a minute I know how about everyone here who owns Kennith Cole stuff lets rally together and ebay it all so that we can raise money to buy as many guns possible. Then we will send him a picture on how the sale of his products bought all of these lovely firearms.

 

[El Tejon]

Anyone know the bus route so that we may give it a proper greeting (Gadsen Flags, fife and drum music, etc.)?

 

[lee n. field]

I have some really nice Kennith Cole shirts I will have to burn.

Don't waste them. Cut them up in little squares (I'm sure you'll think of something to use them for).

 

[Tropical Z]

Their guest speakers are a whos-who of American scumbags and fools.

 

[Waitone]

Hey, Chief Moose!

How many people died between whne you knew the perps were not angry white guys in a white panel truck and when you fessed up to the actual description.

Just want to know for future reference when you decide to run for office.

 

[Hkmp5sd]

Be prepared to hear powerful speakers and performers, including:

Well, they got it half right. Lying is a performance after all.

I'm surprised they didn't invite OJ Simpson. He doesn't like guns either and he's still looking for the "real killer" too.

 

[4v50 Gary]

Never mind the sugar or mothballs. Hardboiled egg w/shell removed. Sometimes it just sits there and stops and flow and sometimes it rolls away and you can drive. Drive 'em crazy until the egg dissolves (and causes other trouble).