Movie Quotes

[Ragnar Danneskjold]

-"Smokey, you are entering a world of pain. A world of pain, Smokey, a world of pain."

Big Lebowski

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for I am the baddest mother ****er in the valley

Pulp Fiction.

It's from Jarhead, not Pulp Fiction.

The Pulp Fiction quote you may have been thinking of was "Ezekiel 25:17"

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Which, btw, is not actually Ezekiel 25:17



Here's one
" Don't make the mistake of thinking because I grew up without running water I am simple General. I do know something about history. See all this? It's simply shaping tomorrow. A tomorrow without a lot of Arkansas white-boys' ideas in it."

 

[jfernett119]

" Don't make the mistake of thinking because I grew up without running water I am simple General. I do know something about history. See all this? It's simply shaping tomorrow. A tomorrow without a lot of Arkansas white-boys' ideas in it."

Blackhawk Down

 

[Silvanus]

Try that one :

Bad guy: Will that bring you satisfaction, my son? Killing a helpless, old, fart.
"Good" guy: Killing? No. No satisfaction. Everything up until the killing, will be a gas.

 

[KenRocks]

Bad guy: Will that bring you satisfaction, my son? Killing a helpless, old, fart.
"Good" guy: Killing? No. No satisfaction. Everything up until the killing, will be a gas.

Marv in Sin City

 

[Thain]

Dead or alive, you're coming with me.

 

[G36-UK]

Dead or alive, you're coming with me.

Robocop?

 

[Piedmont Plinker]

paraphrazed
"Good shot!"
"Good shot! I was aiming for his horse!"

 

[mcneill]

"Good shot!"
"Good shot! I was aiming for his horse!"


The Magnificant Seven


Here's another from an older movie (paraphrased):

"Are you gonna shoot me with your ramrod?"


Jim

 

[eagle45]

"Are you gonna shoot me with your ramrod?"

Nathan Wyeth to Bill Tyler (Charlton Heston) in The Mountain Men. IIRC, he later shot an Indian with his ramrod.

 

[Cybrludite]

"Man, this is a cop's worst nightmare! The smart bullet?"

^^^^^^
Runaway

(Counting bad guys through his scope) "one, two, three, four, five, six, seven... Oswald was a fag!"

 

[berettashotgun]

"That's pretty bold talk for a one-eyed fat man." Ned Pepper
"Your feet madam, are almost as large as your mouth" Clint

 

[ArfinGreebly]

(Counting bad guys through his scope) "one, two, three, four, five, six, seven... Oswald was a fag!"

The Usual Suspects

Here's another:
"By the time I need one, there'll be plenty of them lying on the ground."

 

[Mandirigma]

By the time I need one, there'll be plenty of them lying on the ground.

We were soldiers

 

[Archie]

"That's pretty bold talk for a one-eyed fat man." Ned Pepper

To which Marshal Rooster Cogburn replied,

Fill your hand, you son-of-a...

The last word being drowned out in spurring his horse onward.

From "True Grit", a magnificent story.

From where comes...

So, if you'll just apologize to the mule...

 

[Feanaro]

"So. We have been defeated again. The farmers have won. Not us."

The Seven Samurai.

"A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it."

 

[Outlaw Man]

Vacation?

This is a Magnum P. I.!!

That's a B.B. gun.

 

[Stevie-Ray]

Runaway

Very good. But nobody's gotten the second one. So here's a third, an easy one.


AAAAaaaahh! You shot me in the AASSS!

 

[mcneill]

"A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it."

Shane (spoken to Marion Starrett)


Jim

 

[Rey B]

I have come to kick ass and chew bubble gum...and I'm all out of bubblegum!

 

[Mandirigma]

I have come to kick ass and chew bubble gum...and I'm all out of bubblegum!

Army of Darkness

 

[Cybrludite]

I have come to kick ass and chew bubble gum...and I'm all out of bubblegum!

They Live

"It's worse than horrible because a zombie has no will of his own. You see them sometimes walking around blindly with dead eyes, following orders, not knowing what they do, not caring."

"You mean like Democrats?"

 

[Glock22]

This one is from Tombstone, " I looked a beheld a pale horse and his name that sat on him was death and hell followed with him".

 

[Highway_Star]

"I am a stone..."

Enemy at the Gates

Great thread!!!!

 

[Cybrludite]

A thread over at Kim's reminded me of another classic line...

(Regarding pistols) "I said I never had much use for one. Never said I didn't know how to use it."

and from a much darker film...

"What, you wanna hear my last words?"
"I just did."
BLAM!

 

[eagle45]

"What, you wanna hear my last words?"
"I just did."
BLAM!

That would be The Heist - Danny Devito and Gene Hackman. Good movie.

I'll try this one again, I don't think anyone guessed it yet:

"Did he mention that third eye you better have?"