My 1911 with breakfast toast....

[Archangel14]

....any hoo, I was cleaning my new, shiny Sig 1911 at the kitchen table this morning when my wife served me up a few slices of toast with strawberry jam. The toast was homemade...she made it with the bread machine I bought her for her birthday recently. Delicious. Anyway, what is the point of this? I'll answer that: if you think cleaning a shiny stainless 1911 is fun, just try it while munching on some warm homemade toast. I thank all you guys who told me to buy the bread machine instead of the Glock.

 

[Hanzo581]

Are you going for the record of the strangest string of threads ever on the site?

 

[PavePusher]

Clean gun and fresh bread? How do I get some of that?!

 

[kwguy]

That's about as cool as dialing in a new scope during morning coffee with the wife, as she fusses at you for doing so on the kitchen counter, while the cat chases the laser bore sighted dot on the wall. Awesome! But she thinks the whole thing is cute. Gotta love that.

 

[il.bill]

No pictures! How do we know the shiny 1911 and the homemade toast actually exist(ed)?

 

[horsemen61]

you made the right choice

 

[Al Thompson]

Are you going for the record of the strangest string of threads ever on the site?

He's not even close, trust me.

 

[Ryanxia]

He's not even close, trust me.

There's someone who likes bread more than him?

 

[Archangel14]

I think I got some Hoppes No. 9 on the toast. Let me tell you something, Hoppes makes a pretty tasty spread.

 

[Robert]

Glad to hear it paid off.