My oh so humble request

[The Sarge]

.....of the gun industry.

Dear Gun Industry,
You guys like to sell guns and bullets and such right?
I like to buy guns and bullets and such.
So hows about helping us buying guys out here.
I fear no man. I fear no animal. I fear my wife.
Can you please change your credit card handling to reflect the following:
Make all purchases reflect the Bought From as:
How to be a better husband versus Midway
Making your wife happy, The Series versus Carolina Shooters
Sleeping without snoring versus Ammunition Supply

Get the picture boys? I'd sure appreciate it.
Anymore Midway or Carolina Shooters show up on my credit card and I am a dead man.

 

[LRS_Ranger]

Haha... my wife doesn't get the statements, there's a reason for that!

 

[HGUNHNTR]

Dear The Sarge,

It sounds like your real issue is with your wife, not the gun industry. Until you decide to stop living under that reign of terror, and learn how to make sound financial decisions, you will continue to live in fear.

The Gun Industry.

 

[The Sarge]

Oh please....put up your E-Weenier. It is a joke knucklehead

 

[Robert]

All joking aside. I love my wife and she completes me. We hide nothing from each other and make all large, over $50, financial decisions together. I do not live in fear of her nor her of me. I know you mean it as a witty joke, but I tire of these "I have to hide things from my wife threads", or "Be a man and do what you want in the marriage" ideas.

And since we are off topic, HGUNHNTR, the Sioux were not the only tribe of Native Americans. And if we go far enough back the "Native American" immigrated from somewhere else. Remember the "N" stands for knowledge.

 

[bri]

Dear The Sarge,

It sounds like your real issue is with your wife, not the gun industry. Until you decide to stop living under that reign of terror, and learn how to make sound financial decisions, you will continue to live in fear.

The Gun Industry.

Ha! Burn.

 

[CoastieShep]

I thought it was funny.

 

[oldbanjo]

This topic reminded of something that happened to me. I met my girlfriend over 12 yrs ago, when I first met her I told her that I would talk to her in a week or so that there was something that I was looking for and when I found it I was going out of town to buy it before I got involved with anyone. I found what I was wanting retail price was over $4000. By the way my girlfriend and I have been together ever since and I also have some very nice toys.

 

[Sky]

I actually knew of an Airline Pilot that got paid $2500 draw on the 15th of the month which he gave to his wife and said that was all he made at the big airline; she gave him $25 a week allowance. His real check came on the first and was around 3x that amount.

This worked for several years until at a party somehow pay checks and taxes came up among the women!!

They stayed married and believe it or not when she found out how much he had saved was quite pleased with the new house, car, furniture, and zip code they moved to!

Bottom line what ever works.

 

[HGUNHNTR]

It was just a general example Gus, not intended to be an all inclusive statement.

 

[rbernie]

When the thread is about marital finances and not guns - it's time to put it to bed.