GlocksRock
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Can someone post this for me, ore PM it to me.
I would really appreciate it.
Thanks.
I would really appreciate it.
Thanks.
Need list of why guns are better than women.
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boofus
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Your friend won't get pissed off if you grope his handgun. 
BerettaNut92
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There must be a hundred reasons why, but right now, I can't think of one....
Except at least guns like me
Except at least guns like me
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boofus
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1. Your gun will never ask you if anything makes it look fat.
2. Your gun will never try to make you feel guilty for not spending enough time with its' mother.
3. If you get tired of a particular gun, you can trade it in for a new one without involving lawyers or alimony payments.
4. Your gun will not make you sleep on the couch if you say something bad about its performance.
5. Or its parentage.
6. Or its appearance.
7. Or its weight.
8. Your gun will not demand to have its own credit card.
9. Your gun will never take your paycheck to the mall.
10. Your firearms will never spend the rent money on nice clothing for the dog.
11. You can leave your guns sitting in storage for a month at a time and they won't hold it against you.
12. You can own as many guns as you want and none of them will get angry about it.
13. You can shoot your buddies' firearms and yours will not get jealous about it.
14. You can let your buddies shoot your weapons and none of them will be offended.
15. Firearms will work exactly the same way every day of the month; and if they don't, that CAN be fixed.
16. You can go to the gun store and lovingly caress as many of them as you want and none will be offended.
17. Your firearms won't mind at all if you spend Sunday afternoons watching football or NASCAR.
18. Your guns won't complain at all if you feed them on the cheap.
19. Your guns will not pester you about wanting to be taken somewhere (although I do think I head my Marlin pining away for a trip to Alaska!)
20. Your gun will never get angry with you for not getting it something it never told you it wanted in the first place.
Hehe found these on another board. I dunno about #18 though, the only time my H&K jammed was when I fed it Wolf ammo
2. Your gun will never try to make you feel guilty for not spending enough time with its' mother.
3. If you get tired of a particular gun, you can trade it in for a new one without involving lawyers or alimony payments.
4. Your gun will not make you sleep on the couch if you say something bad about its performance.
5. Or its parentage.
6. Or its appearance.
7. Or its weight.
8. Your gun will not demand to have its own credit card.
9. Your gun will never take your paycheck to the mall.
10. Your firearms will never spend the rent money on nice clothing for the dog.
11. You can leave your guns sitting in storage for a month at a time and they won't hold it against you.
12. You can own as many guns as you want and none of them will get angry about it.
13. You can shoot your buddies' firearms and yours will not get jealous about it.
14. You can let your buddies shoot your weapons and none of them will be offended.
15. Firearms will work exactly the same way every day of the month; and if they don't, that CAN be fixed.
16. You can go to the gun store and lovingly caress as many of them as you want and none will be offended.
17. Your firearms won't mind at all if you spend Sunday afternoons watching football or NASCAR.
18. Your guns won't complain at all if you feed them on the cheap.
19. Your guns will not pester you about wanting to be taken somewhere (although I do think I head my Marlin pining away for a trip to Alaska!)
20. Your gun will never get angry with you for not getting it something it never told you it wanted in the first place.
Hehe found these on another board. I dunno about #18 though, the only time my H&K jammed was when I fed it Wolf ammo
GlocksRock
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that is what I was looking for, thanks. You guys are awesome. I am at work and the firewall is blocking my acces to all the places where I could get it.
When you get tired of a gun, you can actually get some trade-in value out of it.
Guns are worth more the older they get.
Old guns and new guns can actually cohabitate in the same house.
Your gun will not get insanely jealous if you friend buys his gun a holster like you guns.
Your gun won't complain if you bring home a new gun for a try-out.
If you ask your gun "What's wrong?" and it doesn't answer, it won't get mad at you for acting like nothing's wrong.
You gun will never say "We need to talk about our relationship."
Your gun won't get mad if you forget what day of the year you bought it.
You gun won't get mad if you say it's worn out and needs a rebuild.
You gun doesn't mind wearing the same holster every day.
Your gun will never bring home a pet that you can't stand.
Guns are worth more the older they get.
Old guns and new guns can actually cohabitate in the same house.
Your gun will not get insanely jealous if you friend buys his gun a holster like you guns.
Your gun won't complain if you bring home a new gun for a try-out.
If you ask your gun "What's wrong?" and it doesn't answer, it won't get mad at you for acting like nothing's wrong.
You gun will never say "We need to talk about our relationship."
Your gun won't get mad if you forget what day of the year you bought it.
You gun won't get mad if you say it's worn out and needs a rebuild.
You gun doesn't mind wearing the same holster every day.
Your gun will never bring home a pet that you can't stand.
Typhoon
Member
And you men wonder why you have no dates...
Carlos Cabeza
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Whaddaya mean ? Goin' to the range IS a date !
lycanthrope
Member
When you take your gun out, it actually helps your relationship if you strip it immediately after coming home.
Leatherneck
Member
You can trade two 22s for a 44.
TC
TFL Survivor
TC
TFL Survivor
nero45acp
Member
They're not. I enjoy my guns and shooting, but a good women is better than all the guns in the world. (anybody know where I can find one?)
nero45acp
nero45acp
Trisha
Member
(impish grin)
My tee today reads, "Four out of five cats prefer lesbians."
Keep it up, guys - I'm just one recruit shy of the free toaster oven!
Trisha
My tee today reads, "Four out of five cats prefer lesbians."
Keep it up, guys - I'm just one recruit shy of the free toaster oven!
Trisha
Bobarino
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guns don't get mad when you look at other guns, or even look at gun magazines.
guns don't have parents.
locking up a gun is encouraged.
Bobby
guns don't have parents.
locking up a gun is encouraged.
Bobby
OEF_VET
Member
When your gun acts up, it's ok to slap it.
(To the women of THR: Please do not infer that I condone hitting women.)
Frank
(To the women of THR: Please do not infer that I condone hitting women.)
Frank
Sean Smith
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Guns won't take your girl, no matter how nice she is, but your girl might want to take your guns, if they are really nice.
You can drive around with your gun in the trunk.
Your gun will sit there quietly while you watch the game.
Your gun will be with you for the rest of your life.
Loose tolerances don't diminish character.
A relic is a good thing.
You would be happy to come home and find your gun with another gun.
Your gun will sit there quietly while you watch the game.
Your gun will be with you for the rest of your life.
Loose tolerances don't diminish character.
A relic is a good thing.
You would be happy to come home and find your gun with another gun.
Kamicosmos
Member
this came up before and got locked.
so, in the arfcom tradition:
IBTL
so, in the arfcom tradition:
IBTL
Zach S
Member
You cant buy a muffler for a woman...
Never mind how I know, I just know......
Cast iron hurts...
Never mind how I know, I just know......
jaysouth
Member
There is no stigma attached to renting guns by the hour, and your guns won't mind the company.
Will Fennell
Member
More importantly....
Leatherneck,
More importantly, you can trade your 44[ or 50 for that matter] for a couple of 22's. Maybe more
Leatherneck,
More importantly, you can trade your 44[ or 50 for that matter] for a couple of 22's. Maybe more
Will Fennell
Member
Oh yeah, almost forgot....
A trip through the Blueing tanks is cheaper than plastic surgery
A trip through the Blueing tanks is cheaper than plastic surgery
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