Need list of why guns are better than women.

[W Turner]

A gun won't accuse you of being a mouth-breathing, knuckle-dragging troglodyte for contributing to and laughing at a thread like this.

Mino

 

[zpo]

I'm mouth-breathing, because I can't afford the surgery. And I'm semi-troglodyte, or modern troglodyte, I prefer dark rooms. D*mn sun hurts my eyes. Both versions (men and women) are funny. Until further notice I resign my commision in the Tamara Krishna.

 

[Diggler]

If your gun stays dry, it's a good thing.

If you shoot out the barrel of your gun, you can always get it rechambered.

 

[OEF_VET]

You can a leave your gun alone with your credit cards and have nothing to worry about.

 

[spacemanspiff]

Threads like this won't make your gun think you're a complete mouth-breathing troglodyte.

*sniff...sniff........thats the nicest thing a chick has ever called me! thanks tamara! so uhhhh, how you ladies doing?

 

[Typhoon]

How are us ladies doing Spaceman? Why happily playing with our guns, of course!

Andrea

 

[BryanP]

I love my guns. I really really really really do. But ... no. Nope nope nope. Not even gonna go there.

I'll just say this - I can still shoot a gun all day long and in to the evening without wearing myself out.

I'll take women over guns any day. Or in this case, one specific woman. And no matter how pretty a gun is, it just doesn't compare.

 

[Stevie-Ray]

No matter how old a gun gets, the grips stay the same size.

When a gun hollers, you're generally having fun.

A gun will gladly sit in your lap for the entire Super Bowl.

You WANT to take your gun with you, everywhere.

Your gun won't order from QVC while you're away.

 

[Atticus]

How about something they have in common:
They're much more fun to play with when their loaded.

 

[wahsben]

The trigger on a gun is much more sensitive. It goes off with one touch.

 

[M1911Owner]

why guns are better than women

Guns not better than women. Women MUCH more fun than guns!

 

[280PLUS]

women??

me must spruce up cave...

 

[Holly76201]

So many come-backs, so little time:

Frank: you use an air compressor?

GBurner: you don't have to use as much Chanel on a woman as you do Hoppes on a gun

Sean: nice Duster and even nicer pic

Blues Bear: keep trolling, eventually a single female on this board will snag you.

Gus: I agree, no offense really taken, it's just so much fun to dish some 'trash talk' back to the guys.

This has been a fun thread.
Holly

 

[OEF_VET]

Holly,

Yeah, I'm asthmatic. That air compressor really helps make the dates go smoother.

Frank

Another reason why guns are better than women:
If you're not Hugh Hefner, people look at you scornfully for having identical twins, but not for having identical guns.

 

[Quartus]

*ahem* Ladies...

I want it noted for the record , I did not contribute anything derogatory .

COWARD!








You will note that that was my only comment.