First and MOST importantly, I am glad you and all your household is uninjured and safe. You learned a valuable and potentially deadly lesson today the HARD way. There is happiness to be had here in that nobody got hurt and nobody died.
Having said that it MUST be said:
I had ~5 drinks, 4 beers and a mixed drink to be exact
FIVE drinks.
I know you expressed not wanting to be beat up over the alcohol, but the fact of the matter is that you were flat out
stupid.
Check this out please:
http://www.beerboozebooks.com/bal.htm That chart gives you an idea of how much your BAL is affected by the number of drinks you consumed. Subtract .01% from the Drink/Weight Index for each hour from the start of
the drinking period to the point in time you want to measure the BAL. I guarantee you that unless you had been out a lot of hours you were over the top. Legally you are under the influence at .10 USUALLY - of course this varies from state to state Colorado, for instance you are legally impaired if your alcohol level is .05 percent
If you are going to carry a firearm or if you are even going to have one available to you, you MUST act like you are the 87 pound designated driver. That means NOT ONE DRINK when you are doing ANYTHING with firearms. I know this will offend some of the folks around here, but the price of having the slightest edge taken off of your common sense by any substance is unaceptable. This is gonna be infinitely more important should the need present itself to clear leather and point the weapon at a suspect. If you have been drinking you are going to make stupid decissions and maybe shoot someone that does not need to be morgue material. Spouse, kids, loudmouth, another harmless drunk? No, I am sorry there is NO place for alcohol around firearms.
Knowing when to keep the goods locked in the safe is critical, whether alcohol, temper, argument time, or ANY other time when you are not 100 percent is the time to spin the dial to LOCKED.
The chances of doing something stupid are greater than your chances of getting attacked when you have been doing drugs or drinking.
Things like this can give us all a bad name.
I am sorry to be so rough on you, you did the right thing by fessing up like a man and taking the blame solely on yourself, questioning your qualifications and 'confessing' to your 'friends'. My hope is not to make you walk away from guns or to make you feel like an a-h, but instead to be bluntly honest about how seriously you screwed up when you figuratively mixed nitro and glycerine...
So what did your wife have to say? What about the sitter?
Any police involvement?