No guns, but he was a British Mall Ninja...

[bogie]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=496866&in_page_id=1770

Guys, did we send Gecko across the pond?

 

[jrfoxx]

Land of the free, home of the....oh, wait, thats us. My bad. Nothing to see here, mate.Move along.
Where's the surveillance video, I know they have some.

 

[DoubleTapDrew]

Hey lay off him! What they didn't mention in the story was how when he turned around that cute little 9 year old girl shot him multiple times in the back with a .308 semi-auto (or as she called it,a ree-pee-tah) rifle. Luckily the trauma plates duct taped to his back stopped them, but carolers are vicious.

 

[Jeff White]

This isn't even remotely on topic.

Jeff