Now that we're in 'Code Orange'...

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I'm here in Las Vegas waiting for something interesting to happen, but I really don't expect anything out of the ordinary.

I mean, the last crew came here to watch girls and drink alcohol whilst plotting their evil deeds. Why destroy a good debauch?

Time for the airport TSA crews to start really searching little old ladies and whatnot tho'.

I mean Orange!

Target should be in sight, with us ready to act, reaching for our...

Instead, we all stand around like sheep, waiting to be led to either the shearing shed or to the slaughterhouse.

Stand by, be ready to rock or offer first aid, I guess.

Yawn.

Sigh.

May you live in interesting times.

Adios
 
I was already in Cond. Orange, been there sence 9/11.

I did add another mag. on my belt for my 1911.




Paul
 
I just finished painting my Suburban in tactical flat camo colors.

Bought some flint and steel, and one of those tactical folding shovels.

Loaded all my hi cap tactical mags for the 10-22.

Have donned my black BDUs, which I assure you won't come off til we are back down to yellow.

Ordered 10 cases of MREs from cheaperthandirt.com; not sure if UPS still runs when we are at Threat Level Orange, though.

Loaded all my SHTF bug-out back packs (every member of my immediate family has one, including the 2 yr old) into the camo-colored Suburban.

Put on my boonie hat.

Strapped on my Spyderco.

Put on a Yanni CD. I dont know why.

Filled my bath tubs with water.

As soon as I post this, I am going to pull the hard drive out of my computer, and bury it in the back yard, so it won't fall into enemy hands.
 
I may live in the PRK, but they can't stop me from carrying some protection in my trunk.

Even though they say that "Anthrax is for *important* people," y'just never know.

In somewhat-related news, a coworker told me she dreamed that her husband was chasing her. Her first thought was to get to my house for protection. Because, somehow, she just knew... :)
 
I got MORE ready

As soon as I heard that the Gov. thinks that we should be on ORANGE.
I went out and alerted Al, the head 'gator in charge of guarding the swamp on three sides of the house, kicked two of the junkyard dogs from in front of the fire and out in the yard to guard the front of the house.
Since there were no recomendations for a specific Homeland Defense Rifle, I loaded up another SKS and ordered another 1000 rds. of ammo.
I made a solemn vow to my wife that I would no longer drive to the P.O. or to the Wal-mart without having my HDR in the car.
I promised that if I saw a suspicious raghead trying to smoke his shoe that I would call the FBI and let them know where I left the body.
I don't know how anyone can be concerned about this, Hell the Gov. is on alert.
I feel perfectly safe.
Dammit Al, I said WAKE UP!:what:
 
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Be ready like Skunk...
 
Coor, Schmulor

I don't care what the color is, but anybody who even thinks he's gonna get me into a position where I'll have to eat Spam is really, really gonna get it.:cuss:
 
The tub is filled...

with steamy hot water, the martini pitcher is filled and in a bucket of ice and a good book is at hand, and SWMBO is not home. I'm ready.....chris3
 
Does anyone know how to make a tactical black case for my pipe? How do I keep my tobacco from getting too dry when SHTF? Does Jameson and/or Bacardi start tasting like plastic if you keep it in a GI canteen? How do I convert my C-Class to AWD? Will the WSJ keep in print when SHTF? Help! :p









Really, if you weren't ready before, you're not going to be ready in a very short term.
 
I bought a box of very good cigars: Cuban seed, grown in Jaimaca, cured by the Swiss, and hand-rolled.

I've been working on writing my book full-time, so I have other concerns.

Hugs!

Trisha
 
Dan, Trisha,

They do make portable humidors! :D

I've got my BOB, 500 rnds for the FAL, 1000 rnds for the AK, 200 for the 1911 and 200 for the 9mm.

I'm hoping I'll need none of it, but hey, all it's doing now is taking up space in the corner. If I ever need it, it's there.
 
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