Only in Florida could you stop a bullet with a bra.

[mbs357]

Well, those were pretty bra-zen criminals, shooting during the day like that! I'm glad they got bust-ed

Gee...why don't you just come out and call them a couple of big boobs?

 

[Old Time Hunter]

As with the previous poster, would like to know the cup size. I'll bet they were not the "tea cup" size and that the strap had to be more of the "over the shoulder boulder holder" type!

 

[seeker_two]

NEWS FLASH: Pair of 44's beat a .38....film at 11....

 

[zoom6zoom]

Depending on the woman's age/size, they could have been primer cups...

 

[real_name]

Only in Florida?
Hmm, have you seen Dog the Bounty Hunter's wife from Hawaii?

I think her bra could stop a grenade attack.

 

[Zen21Tao]

All I can to say is:

What a Gun Rack !!!

 

[candr44]

Several years ago in Tampa a woman stoped a bullet with her silicone implants. She was shot point blank with a small caliber pistol.

 

[kansas45]

NEWS AT 11!

HEW SEEKER TWO! I'M WATCHING THE NEWS TONIGHT!!

 

[Gus Dddysgrl]

there are some pretty good puns on here.

All I know is I gotta go shopping for bras now!

Gus

 

[SJG26]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm---endless possibilities...

Joint Victoria's Secret/Dillon Press catalog for this fall...............the tactical under-wire bra...new meaning to the term "Full support"

 

[Diamondback6]

OOOH, you guys are just regular PUN-ishers in training...

 

[razorburn]

lol, those huge ugly old lady undergarments finally managed to do something other than repulse thousands of young men across the country.

 

[gopguy]

Latest thing in bad neighborhoods....Kevlar implants. Safer than silicone or saline.....

 

[Gus Dddysgrl]

haha

It's not the size of the bra that matters, just what it's made of that counts.

gus

 

[TheArchDuke]

Maybe it's just me but could the windshield possibly have something to do with it as well?

 

[foghornl]

Anybody else remember Madonna's 'bustier' from several years back???

Looked like that thing could stop an RPG-7 round...

 

[ajax]

Gives new meaning to the Phrase "The Miracle Bra" Go Victoria

 

[Mongo the Mutterer]

All I know is, if she ever gets in a romantic mood, her man better stand BACK when she looses the boys...

 

[one-shot-one]

preacherman

and some of you others are soooo PUNNY!

 

[qajaq59]

Uggggggh

Well, those were pretty bra-zen criminals, shooting during the day like that! I'm glad they got bust-ed . . . shows the cops are keeping a-breast of the situation in their area.

Oh man, I think those puns kill us quicker then bullets. ha ha ha

 

[MarkDido]

Hey! Florida chicks are TOUGH!

True Story

I was riding with Orange County Rescue a few years back doing my clinical time to renew my EMT license.

Got a call for a car in the ditch on a county road (SR 50 - High Speed type)

Rolled up and sure enough there's a car in the ditch, on it's wheels but the roof is all beat to hell so it apparently rolled. Next to the car is a 25 year old or so girl brushing herself off.

The conversation goes something like this...

Paramedic: You driving that car?
Girl: Yep
Paramedic: You OK?
Girl: Yep
Paramedic: You want to go to the hospital?
Girl: Nope

Got back to the station and I swear about 45 minutes later we get a call to the same road for a car in the ditch. This one is on its roof with the windshield and rear window blown out. Standing next to the car is another girl, this time maybe 21 or so. Conversation goes like this...

Paramedic: You driving that car?
Girl: Yep
Paramedic: You OK?
Girl: Yep
Paramedic: You want to go to the hospital?
Girl: Nope

Man was I impressed!