We had a house fire, '83.
Ladies Auxiliary arrived before fire trucks. They set up tables with coffee and donuts.
Firemen arrive (vol dept) and are standing around, waiting on someone to tell them what to do.
I grab one, point to back corner and tell him, "that room has 10# of gun powder and 10k rounds of ammo in it."
He starts grabbing men and pointing. Fire was out in 5 minutes.
They start into house, Wife had forgotten parrot, getting kids out. Door opened and they could hear yelling, "FIRE, GD IT, FIRE!"