Self inflicted shot to the boys

[phaed]

lol @ everything in this thread

 

[Ready2Defend]

So does this prove or disprove that 9mm is a man-stopper?

 

[Black Adder LXX]

So does this prove or disprove that 9mm is a man-stopper?

Sure stopped ol' lefty...

 

[Sage of Seattle]

There once was a guy on the ferry
Who, when it comes to the guns, was a cherry
He broke the cardinal rule
And shot a gun near his tool
And wound up using his nuts to parry

 

[HeedJSU]

generic testicle joke

That's the best one yet.

Simple, yet satisfying.

Justin

 

[meef]

Okay Sage, your limerick was an inspiration, so....


A careless young lad at the ferry
Shoved his pistol down where he was hairy
Shot himself in the nuts
No ifs, ands or buts
His friends now all call him Mary



(sorry sorry sorry)

 

[Sage of Seattle]

 

[PatPatPat]

'Dude, busted a nut mounting a fairy! I mean ferry!'

'Is that something to be proud of, it is only 9 millimeters'

'Next time you'll shoot someones' eye out!'

'Nuttin better to shoot for!'

 

[Strings]

y'all got a lot of balls, makin' fun of this man's misery like this...

 

[meef]

y'all got a lot of balls, makin' fun of this man's misery like this...

A lot....??

Naw.

But twice as many as Mr. Careless, that's for sure.

 

[Intrepid Dad]

If he's going to successfully fight this in court he'll have to grow a pair.

 

[Hyaloid]

Nuts!