Swampman
Old Fart
Only:
An M4 above the headboard of the bed.
A SIG P220 .45 on the nightstand.
A Glock 33, .357 SIG in a shoulder rig hanging next to the bed.
A Glock 22 in .40 S&W riding in a belt holster hanging from the bookshelf.
+ A 165 pound Mastiff pup snoring at the foot of the bed and doing occasional house patrols. In addition to really big teeth, he's armed with his own "chemical weapons" that'll sear a home invader's nose, induce uncontrollable vomiting and strip the tattoos right off his skin.
But inadequate as it is, I'm not worried.
If it seems like anything bad is about to happen, the safe in the closet is only five feet from my bed.
I keep the serious weaponry in there.
An M4 above the headboard of the bed.
A SIG P220 .45 on the nightstand.
A Glock 33, .357 SIG in a shoulder rig hanging next to the bed.
A Glock 22 in .40 S&W riding in a belt holster hanging from the bookshelf.
+ A 165 pound Mastiff pup snoring at the foot of the bed and doing occasional house patrols. In addition to really big teeth, he's armed with his own "chemical weapons" that'll sear a home invader's nose, induce uncontrollable vomiting and strip the tattoos right off his skin.
But inadequate as it is, I'm not worried.
If it seems like anything bad is about to happen, the safe in the closet is only five feet from my bed.
I keep the serious weaponry in there.