Quantcast
  1. This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this site, you are agreeing to our use of cookies. Learn More.

Squash Murder or Self Defense?

Discussion in 'General Gun Discussions' started by Brat7748, Oct 5, 2004.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
  1. Brat7748

    Brat7748 Member

    Joined:
    Apr 28, 2003
    Messages:
    134
    Location:
    Utica, New York
    From Free Repuplic

    http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1235969/posts


    Police for now are not sure whether to classify the 62 year-old Khabarovsk resident's actions as self-defense or murder

    Sixty-two year old Viktor Shakalov had gone to walk the dog and left he door to his apartment unlocked. When he returned, he saw that someone was rummaging through his apartment. Catching this thief in the act, the retiree was downright angry. The thief, however, decided that the best defense was an attack, and jumped the apartment owner. In reply, the retiree applied a beating with a sack which was laying nearby, containing a summer squash. And overdid it: he stopped only after the thief ceased moving. Just in case, Shakalov tied up the man who lay motionless on the floor, and only afterwards did he call for an ambulance and the police. The thief died sometime before the arrival of the doctors.
     
  2. patent

    patent Member

    Joined:
    Nov 26, 2003
    Messages:
    242
    Location:
    MN
    If the facts are accurate I don't see how this could be murder. Manslaughter at most, and even that seems unlikely.

    patent
     
  3. Brat7748

    Brat7748 Member

    Joined:
    Apr 28, 2003
    Messages:
    134
    Location:
    Utica, New York
    I guess you could say the BG got squashed!

    ...and that we must ban all assault veggies...after all it's for the chillin.
     
  4. Atticus

    Atticus Member

    Joined:
    Dec 24, 2002
    Messages:
    2,794
    Location:
    Ohio
    Wow...soft noggin vs hard gourd.
     
  5. WhiteKnight

    WhiteKnight Member

    Joined:
    Jun 5, 2003
    Messages:
    1,272
    Location:
    USA
    He killed a man with a bag of squash?

    That must be some heavy stuff! :what:
     
  6. TallPine

    TallPine Member

    Joined:
    Dec 26, 2002
    Messages:
    7,734
    Location:
    somewhere in the middle of Montana
    Squash Vegetable Abuse Now!
     
  7. reagansquad

    reagansquad Member

    Joined:
    Aug 7, 2004
    Messages:
    386
    Does anyone know if this squash had a bayonet lug or regular cap mag?
     
  8. SoundWave

    SoundWave Member

    Joined:
    Mar 23, 2004
    Messages:
    78
    I'm pretty sure the squash had a flash suppresser and folding stock, but NOT the pistol grip or bayo lug.
     
  9. Buck Snort

    Buck Snort Member

    Joined:
    Oct 5, 2004
    Messages:
    1,171
    Location:
    N. CA.
    Now the nuts of this world are killing people with squash! What's next, cucumbers? BAN ALL VEGETABLES!!
     
  10. Sawdust

    Sawdust Member

    Joined:
    May 5, 2004
    Messages:
    681
    Location:
    CA
    Obviously, it was a squash with "da switch"! :D

    Sawdust
     
  11. Brat7748

    Brat7748 Member

    Joined:
    Apr 28, 2003
    Messages:
    134
    Location:
    Utica, New York
    We don't have to ban all veggies....just tax them a dollar a round...er a dollar a plant...er a dollar a seed.

    BATFE will have to become BATFE&V...they will need bigger wind breakers to fit all the letters.

    Have to be at least 21 to buy beer or veggies.
     
  12. TallPine

    TallPine Member

    Joined:
    Dec 26, 2002
    Messages:
    7,734
    Location:
    somewhere in the middle of Montana
    This wouldn't happen in Texas ....

    There, it would be a sack of skworsh.
     
  13. Correia

    Correia Moderator Emeritus

    Joined:
    Dec 19, 2002
    Messages:
    10,648
    Location:
    SLC
    I knew there was a reason I hate squash.
     
  14. critter

    critter Member

    Joined:
    Dec 24, 2002
    Messages:
    3,172
    Location:
    southeast AR
    Murder? Nope. Manslaughter? Nope. Community Service Award? YES!!
     
  15. Carlos Cabeza

    Carlos Cabeza Member

    Joined:
    Jan 2, 2003
    Messages:
    1,523
    Location:
    Okie City, OK.
    TP, that's funny ! SKWORSH ! :D

    Bonus points for whoever can describe what a summer squash looks like.
     
  16. Standing Wolf

    Standing Wolf Member in memoriam

    Joined:
    Dec 24, 2002
    Messages:
    24,041
    Location:
    Idahohoho, the jolliest state
    No sympathy for burglars.
     
  17. Archie

    Archie Member

    Joined:
    Dec 31, 2002
    Messages:
    1,978
    Location:
    Hastings, Nebraska - the Heartland!
    I was sharing this at work....

    one of my co-workers wonders if the squash has more than 10 seeds; which would also make it an assault veggy.
     
  18. Preacherman

    Preacherman Member

    Joined:
    Dec 20, 2002
    Messages:
    13,309
    Location:
    Louisiana, USA
    Obviously left the BG in a vegetative state... :neener:
     
  19. uglygun

    uglygun Member

    Joined:
    Apr 16, 2003
    Messages:
    528
    gives "beaten to a pulp" a whole new meaning...
     
  20. Tharg

    Tharg Member

    Joined:
    Jun 17, 2003
    Messages:
    566
    Location:
    DFW TX
    ROFLMAO -ok i didn't make it to the end of the thread -

    ban of all assault vegtables...

    omg

    killin me...

    heheh
     
  21. The_Antibubba

    The_Antibubba Member

    Joined:
    Feb 8, 2004
    Messages:
    2,665
    Location:
    Sac, The PRK
    He could plead Insanity

    His lawyer could tell police "He went out of his gourd!" :evil:
     
  22. dustind

    dustind Member

    Joined:
    Jan 11, 2003
    Messages:
    1,582
    Location:
    St. Michael, MN
    I say the guy made all of the right moves except leaving his apartment unlocked and bringing a squash to a fist fight.
     
  23. Nathaniel Firethorn

    Nathaniel Firethorn Member

    Joined:
    Dec 24, 2002
    Messages:
    1,672
    Location:
    Exit 8A, Peoples' Republic of Corzinistan
    Yup. Shakalov gourd him like a bull. A real melondrama of the vinest kind.

    - pdmoderator
     
  24. Holly76201

    Holly76201 Member

    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2003
    Messages:
    195
    Location:
    TEXAS !!!
    Love all the Puns.
    Y'all are funnier than the law should allow
     
  25. sturmruger

    sturmruger Member

    Joined:
    Jan 4, 2003
    Messages:
    3,055
    Location:
    NW, WI
    It sounds to me like this guy need to get a carry permit for that squash.
     
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.

Share This Page