He should be arrested for:
1. Carrying a deadly skworsh without:
a. a permit
b. deadly intent.
2. Attempting to cause deadly harm to a person who was just interested in stealing a few items.
3. Utilizing an assualt skworsh.
4. Attempting to squash a gentle man that intended no harm with an assualt skworsh.
5. Disturbing the peace.
6. Carrying a deadly weapon with intent to kill.
7. Not running away or "turning the other cheek".
He should be:
8. Be forced to admit that life isn't worth a skworsh or a few items.
7. Be executed for harming another person.
9. Learn to not let down his gourd.
10. Know that assualt skworshes are explicitly banned from law.
LOL the jokes were good guys
1. Carrying a deadly skworsh without:
a. a permit
b. deadly intent.
2. Attempting to cause deadly harm to a person who was just interested in stealing a few items.
3. Utilizing an assualt skworsh.
4. Attempting to squash a gentle man that intended no harm with an assualt skworsh.
5. Disturbing the peace.
6. Carrying a deadly weapon with intent to kill.
7. Not running away or "turning the other cheek".
He should be:
8. Be forced to admit that life isn't worth a skworsh or a few items.
7. Be executed for harming another person.
9. Learn to not let down his gourd.
10. Know that assualt skworshes are explicitly banned from law.
LOL the jokes were good guys
