Joejojoba111
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Holy shat, imagine what the chambers of commerce would do to work weeks!?**%@#*%$@#
Ok then peoples, since you all can stay awake we worked out that instead of working 8-5 and sleeping 11-7, you are now privleged to be allowed to work 15 hours a day! Yes yes it is a great day for all of us, and please don't complain or we'll ship your job to mexico, thank-you. Oh, forgot to mention that in a freak accident all your union leaders died in simulanteous plane crashes this morning, sigh, no doubt due to exhausted pilots, let us pray this new medicine will prevent such a trajedy from happening again.
Ok then peoples, since you all can stay awake we worked out that instead of working 8-5 and sleeping 11-7, you are now privleged to be allowed to work 15 hours a day! Yes yes it is a great day for all of us, and please don't complain or we'll ship your job to mexico, thank-you. Oh, forgot to mention that in a freak accident all your union leaders died in simulanteous plane crashes this morning, sigh, no doubt due to exhausted pilots, let us pray this new medicine will prevent such a trajedy from happening again.