Neo-Luddite
Member
I won't really buy a Fiat, of course (much underestimated cars however for home mechanics I've heard--a solid value).
I will maybe: 1) Make a pile of 400 crisp-from-the-bank 2 dollar bills and burn them in public. Maybe I will role around on them buck naked first and make a video to play on a loop to display while I do so. I will renounce my GOP membership and become a perfomance artist.
2) Buy ammo and booze (at the same time, from walmart, of course!)
3) Attempt to purchase about 1 Oz of gold (or whatever ammount of gold I can get for my new windfall). When the transaction is completed I will snarl at my fellow citizen-gold dealer holding mere greenbacks and say "SUCKER".
Yes, I'm buying ammo.
I will maybe: 1) Make a pile of 400 crisp-from-the-bank 2 dollar bills and burn them in public. Maybe I will role around on them buck naked first and make a video to play on a loop to display while I do so. I will renounce my GOP membership and become a perfomance artist.
2) Buy ammo and booze (at the same time, from walmart, of course!)
3) Attempt to purchase about 1 Oz of gold (or whatever ammount of gold I can get for my new windfall). When the transaction is completed I will snarl at my fellow citizen-gold dealer holding mere greenbacks and say "SUCKER".
Yes, I'm buying ammo.